zemo 💫🦴

keep it calico 🐱💀 30 ☁️💍☁️ he/they ☁️ who cares actually ☁️

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Dude. Did you seriously put bloopie on the glubert. Do you understand how fucked that is.

[beauty🤍 @beautyskillz]

Being a adult is looking at your libary of 35 installed games on your deskop and deciding you’re to tired for anything other than watching youtube videos

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

WOWW omg diamond sisterrr thank you for having me💎💎💎

[henry @henrytippler]

#tadc

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“You know I keep that thang on me!”

That thang:

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i do not enjoy having a physical body

[homo la flor. @raidenmontana]

Said, "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" to a patient's mother and she reported me because, "I don't understand what part of my request would have caused a problem in the first place." Like, okay lady.

[Revan @RevanHit]

OH MY GOD

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[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

My grandma just did a death roll like an alligator on my grandpa and ripped his arm off because he took the last toaster waffle

[Sam Anderson @thick_trinity]

Dan Patrick pushed for a statewide THC ban while receiving $350,000 from Silver Eagle Beverages (a major Anheuser-Busch beer distributor) and $50,000 from the Beer Alliance of Texas PAC right before he banned the hell outta your gummies

[beauty🤍 @beautyskillz]

I fucking hate how NOTHING works anymore without internet. Can’t even play videogames bc they all need wifi.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

“my intrusive thoughts won” all u did was eat a donut?? that’s not an intrusive thought. if my intrusive thoughts won i’d be on the news

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

suicidal at 11 was crazy i should have been playing animal jam

[zoey @z0weh]

genuinely don't want to live in a word with ai anymore

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash

[Kyoko @dykestkyoko]

It's even funnier the 99th time

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

i wish my block button killed people

[charlotte @charli_angel001]

#theamazingdigitalcircus #jax #kinger #tadcfanart #comic #tadcfanart