mia

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

It’s the 3rd time Gov have announced they are going to ban wet wipes in 5 years!

And as for the £1.6bn investment? Does that now replace the £3.1bn announced last year or the £2.7bn announced before that or the £12bn announced before that?

I could go on…

[Book of Taskmaster @BookOfTM]

I’m James Acaster if I’m on the run 😂😂 #celebhunted

[democracy diva @democracydiva]

I will not rest until the entire internet knows that 94-year-old living legend James Hong wore googly eyes on his bow tie #Oscars

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We think NHS staff should have:

* Access to healthy food
* Whenever they are on a shift
* That is subsidised as much as the meals MPs get

Please RT if you do too

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Outta my fuckin way humans!

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Get a better paid job, get a second job, wear an extra jumper, eat for 30p, swim in shit, live with Covid, don't call an ambulance, live without fresh fruit and veg, stop buying lattes and Netflix, live with your parents, stop talking down Britain, stop ruining Brexit and shut up

[Dominic Minghella @DMinghella]

In the mid-90s I set fire to myself. My sister and her husband arrived for dinner from the Isle of Wight. I turned up the gas on the stove and threw the pasta into the boiling water.
1/18

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Lizzo honors 17 activists when she received her People's Choice Awards

[Dr Florence H R Scott @FlorenceHRScott]

One year since this powerful and iconic moment

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

that time again x

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Can a TikTok win an Oscar?

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

[Daily Star @dailystar]

BREAKING NEWS:

🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨

ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.

🥗🥗🥗

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

[J Λ M Ξ S @jamesglynn]

i'm in a really bad place right now. not mentally, i’m just in the UK. x

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

[Scully @isthatscully]

what if I don’t Truss Liz?

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

Just want to congratulate @TaikaWaititi on this brilliant review that he has given himself. So proud of you!

[Rob Madge @Rob_Madge_02]

This song is dedicated to our government :)