turd ferguson

she/her

[Dee Phunk @DeePhunk]

Shouts to whoever built this site. You are a f*cking mad genius and doing a great service for mankind. https://t.co/KJfeLNKCOJ

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

this one’s for a certain fuzzy little fence-sitter

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Everything bad in the world is because of private equity and everything good in the world is because of the moon

[nic @tensorbodega]

we have to put these people in the ground

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

can you make them build a rainforest cafe here? thanks @NYCMayor

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Damn they got two bass pro shops

[johan @michalovejohan]

announcing https://t.co/02gJDRBfpK - A directory of resources and aid for NYC.

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[kim petras @kimpetras]

Zohran MAMDANI💜

[Mr. Cardamom @MrCardamom]

🚨 NYT breaking news alert 🚨

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

Fall in love again and again…

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re diana from the honey bunches of oats commercials

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

honestly i was skeptical but they did a good job w the website

https://t.co/b60qAoH6JN

[turd ferguson @miawrightson]

if you’re wearing atlanta olympics gear and you’ve never been to georgia take that off

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

me when i hear my dog cussing out the squirrel in my yard: