Brooke Johnson

Mommy. Nurse.💉Snapchat: micabrooke

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

@kevinn64 Yay yay go kev!

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

Thank you turtles, for forcing me into having ‘the talk’ with my toddlers.🙃🤦‍♀️

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

So accurate it hurts 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

@gracerutllledge Caroline does that too, she used to twirl mine when she was bald

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

@gracerutllledge Oh I am. A bright red one

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

I'm soooo going all out with baseball. I've been waiting my whole life for this, rolling up to the field in my mini van, a pile of kids with shoes on the wrong feet pour out, yelling at my hubby for forgetting a glove & jackets, whipping out my sunflower seeds in the bleachers.

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

Every kid in the world got asked by their mom today: Do you know momo?

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

@gracerutllledge Maybe but doubtful

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

What do you want to be when you grow up convo: Cannon wants to be a dad and play 'fork knife', Caroline wants to be Caroline, but cash wants to a doctor sooooo maybe there's some hope ¿? 🙃

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

No better nostalgia than your kids crying and screaming because they can't beat the Master hand after 100000x tries. And I grab the GameCube controller like watch & learn amateurs. 😎 #supersmashmom

[Chelsea Clinton @ChelseaClinton]

It is hate. As I learned thanks to my Arkansas public school education, various Confederate flags used by the traitorous Confederacy were created during the Civil War. Not before. Below flag inextricable from slavery. (& I wish the Arkansas flag didn’t have a Confederate star.)

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

@sydneydotson324 Better late than never, thanks hoe 😘

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

@sydneydotson324 First of all my bday was like 6 days ago and second I'm like 23 now

[kait 🌈 @sadkxit]

When your normal depression teams up with your seasonal depression as it starts getting colder outside

Depression ²

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

@NotTheFather24 I hope you have in your application to replace Dr. Phil when he retires.

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

True love 🙄

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

I need someone to follow me around all day with a pot of coffee. ☕️

[Brooke Johnson @micabrooke]

My dad is so adorable & perfect lol