Michael

It's the biggest most obvious red flag, and it's waving away in the wind.
And nobody sees the clouds or the trees, only the dust... and the fire within.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.

[Paul Schleifer @PaulSchleifer]

Nicely done.

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Rodri's post-match untucking means Fabio Cannavaro (2006) remains the last World Cup winning captain to lift the trophy with his shirt tucked in.

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

Stop what you are doing and watch this catch 🤯

[Joel Birmingham @Joelbirmz12]

You all think last night was bad? I had to endure this

[Matt @SUFCmatt]

Jokes on you lot because I experienced that EXACT football game a year prior

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Ed Davey(LibDem leader): "I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface." 🤣

#PMQs

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•What a win for England•
-—-
Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America

[Web Design Museum @WebDesignMuseum]

FIFA World Cup website in 2002

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Yes, we have bellends here as well.

[Fredrik @F_Edits]

🇳🇱 WEGHORST (8) is the longest surname out of all 1248 World Cup players that doesn't intersect itself on an alphabet circle

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[PaulBettany22 @QuantK22]

The same demographic who voted for Brexit and fucked the country, are now all voting for reform to fuck the country a 2nd time

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

A throwback to the greatest dissertation of all-time.