Micah Simms

It's the principle.

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

💯

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

Good or bad I’m in this Marvel shit for life

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

Gotta change your name fam

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Richard "Dick" Porn
1938 - 2026

https://t.co/MC7qPVTpPF

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

@james_spaghetti @datboiWOB *sighs*

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

*sighs*

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

No one is having a shittier day than this guy

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

❗️

[Mostly Sports With Mark Titus & Brandon Walker @mostlysports]

"You know why I hate the Cardinals? Because Cardinals fans are full of shit..."

- @BFW doesn't like the St. Louis Cardinals because the fans pretend like they're the best fans in baseball

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

That's why you out here makin trash movies for the last 15 years

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Will Smith: “I did not want to make Pursuit of Happiness.. It’s a really great story, but I was like who wants to go to the movies to see a dude get a job?”

“ I didn’t think it had box office viability, and it ended up making $300M, It's a classic.”

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

I'm never deleting this app @james_spaghetti

[Pregame Empire @PregameEmpire]

“So you have a lot of sports teams”

“Yes Dave”

“That play a lot of games”

“Yes Dave”

“And they have to travel to places like New Jersey and Pennsylvania all the way from Washington”

“Yes Dave”

“When there’s perfectly good competition on the Pacific coast”

“Yes Dave”

“And you’re doing this to make more money”

“Yes Dave”

“But you’re still losing money”

“Yes”

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

@james_spaghetti 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂 I laughed too hard at this

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

The more you watch this video, the better it gets.

Most people will miss the other guy burning the shit out of his hand at the very end of the video on the hot gun barrel.

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

I'm too fast.

[GTA 6 Info @GTASixInfo]

RDR2 Fun Fact: You can kill Micah if you’re fast enough during Arthur’s final mission in Red Dead Redemption 2.

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

@TAZZASKODA

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Zach Wilson looks like he's in a Disney channel movie about a guy who is forced to choose between Football and Dancing.

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

Somehow this game slapped even with the goofy camera angle

[PeteZach @oldyzach]

Do you remember the good old days with NBA Live?

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

@james_spaghetti

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

Fantasy Football is going back to school. 📣

College Fantasy Football is now on @Yahoo. Get started now: https://t.co/cUiR5lSVzr

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

@james_spaghetti @On3 Fickell won't be able to come back from that

[New York Post @nypost]

Arsonist cuts off penis - then uses it to start a blaze in neighbor's garage: cops https://t.co/92Tk9CbhVH

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

@james_spaghetti Fact

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

🌽y

[Isaac Bassey @0xBassey]

LeBron James laughs off reports claiming he has a $1.2 billion net worth

“That is a lie.”

“It’s way less.”

“I’ve only got a couple thousand in my bank.”

“Everything I’ve got on is free.”

“My Richard Mille? Free.”

“My wedding band? Free.”

“I ain’t got no money, man. I’m broke.”

“My kids got all the money now with these NIL deals.”

“They take care of dad now.”

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

🤦🏾‍♂️

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Buster Cherry

Alabama, Deaths and Burials, 1881-1952

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

Insane

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Louise Fuctard

France, Vendée, Parish and Civil Registration, 1508-1894

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

Insane crossover

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Tobey Maguire with Ice Spice at Michael Rubin’s White Party last night

[Micah Simms @micah_simms]

@james_spaghetti @NUFBFamily @UnderArmour @UAFootball @UNISWAG @Robert_Fitz18 @Caleb_1_23 @ai6an_ these stink.