sage 🌱

foolish one 💟 he/they

[sage 🌱 @micah_who]

That’s it, if you think I’m hot raise your hand

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @jesuslasupajew]

4 fingers in her box combo got my cane raisin

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health

[Good King Tweetman @Goodtweet_man]

That’s so beautiful, they’re releasing him back into the wild 🥹

[littlebear36 @littlebear36_]

This is the closest we will get to seeing a medieval peasant react to brat

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

Won't be long now until Anita Recount makes her appearance.

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

Tuesday schedule

8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch

9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times

11:30
get abortion

1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times

6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong

9:00
another abortion

[Pop Base @PopBase]

One year ago today, Chappell Roan released ‘The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess.’

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

when you start reading again and it's like oh. ohhhh. the sun actually does still shine.

[big jizz @biggestjizzer]

i'm employed

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[sage 🌱 @micah_who]

@Elios_R_G Ok but why kill the spider what did she do to you

[beef heiress @rebirthcanal]

god I hope when I’m an old drunk Pennsylvania woman in a nursing höeme that I have a gay grandson to come entertain me

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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