micah ☻

my parents live in ohio, i live in the moment | he/him

[Aneesa McMillan @AneesaSM]

Reba, not right now……

[jovan @ehjovan]

are we allowed to say it was rigged or can only they do that…

[Jesse Doogan @jadoogan]

Okay this is the first time I have considered that the boots themselves did not have the fur

[micah ☻ @micahjad3n]

but it can also feel empowering to know that despite going through all of that pain, you are still here.
you survived those years.

[alexandria @alexxxandria23]

it’s awful realizing how many years you lost to mental illness

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

okay chills….. it’s really the year of lovers wow

[ey.eyaaa ෆ 🥀 @ey_eyaaa]

this

[cory @coolmathgame_]

got hammered last night let’s see what we got cookin in the drafts

[lex @intensify]

@InternetH0F

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

*phone rings in middle of the night*

me: *answers phone* hey this is josh with toxicology

doc: hey josh we have a kid here with cyanosis, blue tongue, blue lips—uhh hold on a sec *whispering in background*

me: ?

doc: nvm they had a blue jolly rancher bye

[Bobby Larsen @_ASAPBobby]

What is a wedding “theme”? The theme of my wedding will be my hot wife

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

get their asses Dolly

[✧ @femci]

only person i want is you

[wlw @wlwyearnbot]

“you’re silly (i’m so in love with you)”

[micah ☻ @micahjad3n]

@Stfalex1 Shut up 🤣 they be timing EVERYTHING

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

the best part about living with my gf is now i eat so many new, exotic foods i never ate before like yogurt or lettuce or breakfast

[micah ☻ @micahjad3n]

@emunz34 Have you tried racerback gc2b binders? They’re the only thing that really work for me

[💰 @only1deefr]

@javroar “with all due respect” then i proceed to disrespect the shit outta you

[micah ☻ @micahjad3n]

me: these gas prices are high as shit, you need to slow down

my foot:

[micah ☻ @micahjad3n]

My girlfriend: We are not getting another dog

Me, scrolling on the local animal shelters website looking at dogs: