Micah

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Overheard on the streets of Kansas City: "I got brain damage... From a pony. It turned into an STD." Home is where the brains are.

[Micah @micahmarcus]

How many other gays have had a sex dream about @lenadunham ? #processing

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Am I supposed to go right or left? Crazy or dead? http://t.co/vwu1etP5nw

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Community service sucks! #iseedeadpeople http://t.co/J87jNB7CMs

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Wow Jodi, you KILLED it in court today! #guilty #timetobecomealesbian http://t.co/vEOzJx7wKn

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Do they have to sign a photo release if they're dead? #notmynormalfridaynight #thebridge #fx http://t.co/lE1FyJQ00q

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Can anyone recommend a good bail bondsman? Kruger's in lockup... #doyouknowmyname #yourenotarealcop http://t.co/IovPW3NsSt

[Micah @micahmarcus]

The phrase "splash of cran" will be the reason you don't get laid tonight. Thanks.

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Uni-bombing Space Mountain @jaredeng justjustinnyc @saharsanjar @izakr @shawn_pyfrom Thanks J-rad! http://t.co/5U3OvLLrZA

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Haunted Mansion. @saharsanjar @jaredeng #disney #teamchurro #myfeetarekillingme http://t.co/ffmLTCN7hV

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Miles' Baptism!! @missymagsaysay fromtheroses #oilyupsidedownbaby #jewinachurch http://t.co/zg14VGhnlk

[Micah @micahmarcus]

So what, who cares! I love my friends! #joybehar #ihavethebestfriendsever #35isthenew25 http://t.co/uU3tYStP1m

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Picking the perfect white paint for my walls could be the end of me. #gaywhiteboyproblems

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Hobbes is trying to make a fashion statement with his cone collar! siulfear has mother's guilt. #nomoreballs http://t.co/FhHjRvSH

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Hey LA "straight" guy- if you know what a Rick Owens deconstructed jacket is, you're not straight. #youlikeboys

[Micah @micahmarcus]

I don't understand why your bulimia isn't working. #keeptrying

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Trying to amuse myself whilst recognizing my newfound understanding of freeway shootings. #dtlatraffic http://t.co/AnThvLqR

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Apologies for the "pants down" messages!! My twitter was hacked! Happy Kwanza!

[Micah @micahmarcus]

Tis the season!! #leanintoit @whoismabel @inthestixx http://t.co/Ngt4Na8B

[Micah @micahmarcus]

DK and Peter Lindbergh. #waitforit http://t.co/fREzTyyF