sdmeatz

your hearts not in it

[sdmeatz @micamimeatz]

what does “your getting laid off” mean am i getting laid tn

[sdmeatz @micamimeatz]

i was at work and boss said she needs to drug test me i asked if it was multiple choice

[sdmeatz @micamimeatz]

proof that giants were real

[Beyond Gotham🦇♠️ @RoyalAceBeyond]

September 30th October 1st

[sdmeatz @micamimeatz]

im turning gay in a week

[The Rotation @TheRotationPod_]

This opening scene hits like CRACK

[sdmeatz @micamimeatz]

if anyone’s a lizard person.. #lizardpeople

[sdmeatz @micamimeatz]

i need to be taken out back and shot

[sdmeatz @micamimeatz]

my penis is small and im gay

[Dear Thommy 💘 @thom_weights]

this is what I mean when I say I’m monitoring the situation

[jesse 🆘️ C0MMS 0PEN @jess3x_x]

i knew about earrape before i knew about actual rape

[sdmeatz @micamimeatz]

call me a motorcycle the way i wheelie can’t do this anymore

[oz @Sshowghoul]

Hi I'm Chris handsome, you see how I look right?

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

my pussy don’t jiggle jiggle it stinks

[poop joke funny @POOPJOKEFUNNY]

when you haven't eaten poop in 3 hours

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

hitting my vape so hard it starts flinching when it sees me

[Amaka @earthtoamaka]

Your situationship when you tell them you smoke.

[sdmeatz @micamimeatz]

white ppl on spaghetti night