Liz

i don’t know who i am or what i’m doing

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

@ottothotto hope your recovery get easier ❤️

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

this dry air got me needing the vaseline glove the pervert husband had in of mice and men

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

people who are already complaining about the snow bum me out!! it’s beautiful and fun!!

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

fellas do you think it’s fair my fridge broke on thursday and my landlord hasn’t even scheduled a time for us to get a new one

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

btw your iud can fall out after 4 and a half years, stay vigilant friends

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

*men

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

my dream job is one of those bartenders that slap people

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

im craving the soup from the zionist deli in the skyway. sucks

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

@beneficproperty what does this meannnnn

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

if you’re using AI to pick a restaurant you’re an actual idiot, what does a machine know of the joys of eating a succulent meal

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

@grannysickomode and we love our weird son <3

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

fucking hate the dog on family guy why does he get laid HE A DOG?

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

@fatfatpankocat Wait I had the same toppers!!

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

@FreckledLiberty cat bedroom

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

all clancy’s potato chips taste a little like dog food

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

asked the employee at the bowling alley to put the bumpers up and they said “sorry, you have to be 10 and under”

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

i’ve listened to like 4 episodes from 4 different podcasts about lord byron

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

@grannysickomode why wasn’t she!! !

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

@grannysickomode i stand by it

[Liz @miceinmybrain]

jack always takes the red salsa when we
order mexican takeaway because he knows i like the green best. that’s love baby