Michelle Henry

[alyssa stobbart @astobbart]

what's a social life?

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

@astobbart why were you not at my place watching the bachelor!? Next Monday... Be there

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

How many frogs do I have to kiss to find my prince..?

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

If they don't find something in my hip today I'm giving up on ever having a beach bod again. #cripplelife

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

“@KrisHellstrom: Babysitting companies must be making a killing with this teacher strike thing happening.”Yes we are! Plus more hours for me

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

When a 12 year old offers to pay for my playland pass cuz I'm a broke ass bitch 😔🔫

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

Last night Jordan opened the door with a glass of wine in his hand poured for me. He knows me well 💏🍷

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

Today is the day I jump out an airplane. #extremedating ✈️😨

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

10 min naps are perfect 👌

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

Sky diving next weekend with the only man who can give me the courage to do it 💑 #HappyBirthdayToMe #shittingmypants

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

@KrisHellstrom it was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. Like full on snoring and my dogs just going for it.

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

My dad just fell asleep while my dog was licking his face... #wtf

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

I know I'm from ridge and all... But... How do you camp? ⛺️🙍

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

This is what happens when you sit at the doctors for an hour. #selfie #waiting http://t.co/y03mLvaz7A

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

Lol I might have arthritis in my hip. #20goingon80

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

Perks of dating an organic chicken farmer.. Free chicken!! 🐔💑 http://t.co/sqZES9maon

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

@KrisHellstrom yuuuup. 😒

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

Getting tested for arthritis at the ripe age of 20... #wtf

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

When Jordan wants to use my scene points for a free movie on a Tuesday... Learn how to maximize the value of scene points bud. #amiright

[Michelle Henry @mich_henry]

What a great week! The zoo, cirque du Soleil and kayaking at deep cove. 👫🐯🎪🚣 #luckygirl