Kryptonite

too school for cool😩

[Kryptonite @mich_shellie]

Daily reminder to my fellow Kenyans....

[HODAN HOMES @HodanHomes]

BREAKING: Spain football star Yamal may not be at start of Spain’s World Cup match due to US Visa issues.

Natanyahu has personally requested for Yamal not to be allowed into the US 🇺🇸 as he was seen holding Palestinian flag 🇵🇸 during a celebration.

[I am Chege @_James041]

This is an anti riot police in Nanyuki, Laikipia County.

You see the flag circled in green? A UK flag.

Colonialism never ended!

[A.W.O.L @krazygb]

Crime in Nairobi is so bad the thieves now operate in shifts.
During the day, phone, side mirrors, bumper & handbag crew.
6pm onwards bodas & guns.
Weekends, house burglaries.
Mondays, goons galore.
Week nights, manhole & street sign thieves.
Weekend nights restaurant thieves.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

You can clearly tell he's never been to high school.

[Saddique Shaban @SaddiqueShaban]

Two more US military flights into the army barracks over the last 48 hours.

Court orders in place, but who cares?

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Lawful Democratic Expression Met with Violence.

[Wanjira Wanjiru🇰🇪🇵🇸 @wanjirunjira]

Massive solidarity to the people in Laikipia fighting necolonialism right now. The people have rejected the quarantine facilities. Kenyan police are enemies of the people. #RutoMustGo

[Nima Tavallaey Roodsari @NimaTavRood]

So far at the 2026 FIFA Epstein Cup before a ball kicked:
- Senegal & Uzbekistan squads treated like criminals upon arrival given full cavity searches;
- Africa’s best referee sent back to Somalia despite having a diplomatic passport;
- Iraq team photographer sent back despite valid visa;
- AIPS (international sport journalist association) calling on FIFA to sort out unacceptable visa issues of African & Iranian journalists;
- 90% of Moroccan fans with tickets denied entry
- 14 members of Iran backroom staff denied visas

Not a word from Gianni ”today I feel black/gay/disabled etc” Infantino.

[Hunter Weiss @Hunter_Weiss]

Rich people love saying shit like this after they’ve made $100s of millions

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

Arresting a former Chief Justice is like Arresting a former President. That's so unheard off! Those junior police officers should apologise to mzee Maraga. You can't mishandle former President of Supreme Court of Kenya like that. Imagine his grandchildren will watch those videos!

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Nimepitia KNH kuona bro wa beste yangu, you mean we don't have money to make that facility better??? But we have money for luxury private jets and what not?? How do some people find in their hearts to giggle with man?? Shame

[Totty @joellytottila]

Mzae ako unmoved, bado hajashikanisha uzito jamaa amepiga. Hawa ni wale wa "I just know he plays football & sends something small, but I wish he'd listen my advice to become a teacher at Nyakach primary"

[professor .X. @Seyatra888]

@Ian_Wafula @KWSKenya Hii ndo wanaficha. Close to 100 acres of forest land cleared to that kasongo can have a fancy "animal orphanage/zoo" next to his bomas convention center .
They intentionally left the tree lining by the roadside ndo watu wasijue nini inaendelea ndani

[Charles Kanjama SC @ckanjama]

The Law Society of Kenya strongly condemns the shocking arrest of Chief Justice Emeritus @dkmaraga and environmental activists protesting the irregular allocation of 76 acres of Nairobi National Park. Bundling a retired head of our Judiciary into a police vehicle for peacefully opposing a Sh42 Billion project, reportedly pushed through without public participation, is a direct assault on the civic space guaranteed under Article 37 of the Constitution. National heritage sites are not state property to barter behind closed doors.

The LSK will not stand by while police force is weaponized against constitutional defenders. We have immediately dispatched an LSK legal team to Lang’ata Police Station to secure the unconditional release of the activists, and I commend the CJ Emeritus for refusing to leave custody until all those arrested with him are freed. We demand an immediate end to the harassment of civic actors and a transparent public audit of the Bomas expansion plan. The @LawSocietyofKe remains firmly on the frontlines to protect our laws and our land.

[Kryptonite @mich_shellie]

Beat politicians on sight

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

An open manhole huku UpperHill. Hii inameza Alto na kifikifi zote bana. Fakiu, @SakajaJohnson.

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

He’s dating Kim Kardashian, who has an estimated net worth of nearly $2 billion. He's worth nearly $500 million and lives in Monaco to avoid paying taxes in the UK.

Remarkable lack of self-awareness.

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

The problem with these apartments beyond the "new smell" period is this:
1. What happens when there's no water?
2. What happens where there's a fire?
3. Are kids safe?
4. What happens if you can't afford the gas after month 3? Do you revert to kerosene/jiko? And then?

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

I remember an Architect, @EricKigada saying this would happen.
Those of us who read and realised he was right were called cynical doomers.
And things have gone as exactly as expected.
Quaint.