Michael

want to die

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Enzo Fernandez has completed a permanent transfer to Premier League side Manchester City. 

We thank Enzo for his efforts throughout his time at Chelsea.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Folarin Balogun vs Dr. Eghbali:

4 Trips over Jumprope
Needed Assistance Starting Treadmill
Forgot Open/Close the Gate in Warmup
Only Brought Crocs

SURPASSED DELAP’S LEGACY IN 60 MINS, FOREVER A BLUE. 💙✨

[Michael @MichaeIUK97]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Enzo Fernandez. Package for 25yo midfielder work £125m so matches British transfer record. Argentina int’l granted permission by #CFC to undergo medical & complete #MCFC move @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Y1bjwO8qsw

[خالد @_k1l9]

ميسي اعتزل عشان الجيل الجديد ياخذ فرصة

رونالدو في مونديال 2030 بعد ما يسرق هدف ولده

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

All of tonight’s goals from Lionel Messi.🐐

Just sit down and enjoy. 🍿

[Tim Robbins @TimRobbins1]

Grab a friend and watch Silo.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

NEW FRONT OF SHIRT. 💙

Welcome to Chelsea, @USDC by @Circle. 🤝

From 2026/27, Circle becomes our new Principal Partner and Official Front-of-Shirt Partner across the men’s, women’s and academy teams.

Bringing together the global game and the future of finance.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea reach agreement with Aston Villa to sign Emi Martinez. Permanent deal for 33yo #AVFC goalkeeper worth £7.5m & Argentina international to join #CFC on 2y contract + option to extend at Stamford Bridge by further 12 months @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/onMvgCFTPY

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟣🔵 BREAKING: Nicolas Jackson to Aston Villa, here we go! Deal now done and documents completed.

Chelsea get £65m package for the striker who completed medical and now signs #AVFC contract.

Deal done. 🇸🇳

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Emiliano Martinez offered to Chelsea by representatives & west London club considering possibility of signing 33yo goalkeeper before transfer window finishes. #AVFC open to Argentina int’l exit after Zion Suzuki made No1 + #CFC keen @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/y6ZUvgNWI6

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Dolly Parton has sadly passed away at the age of 80.

[Chelsea Loan Army @ChelseaIoanArmy]

2 goals in 41 appearances and we made 15m profit

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌳 BREAKING: Nottingham Forest reach verbal agreement to sign Liam Delap from Chelsea, here we go!

Fee around £45m as @JPercyTelegraph reported, medical booked and #NFFC ready to proceed with formal steps.

Delap said yes to Forest project after speaking to Oliver Glasner.

[SJ🏌🏽‍♂️ @itsnotovaaah]

JPMorgan was never gonna fail to cash cheques

[Hull City @HullCity]

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