Sir Michael

Maker of @SturdyPodcast and How to (Almost) Make Friends on the Internet. Persecuted for wearing jean shorts to my grandad's funeral

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Managed to make a nice profit in the group chat today 💰

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@AracerRacer This is a disaster

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

I'll be posting at the blue place from now on. Come and join if you'd like. It's nice over there. The worst people on the internet aren't upranked and hardly anyone has made fun of me for having unusually small nipples yet.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@hellymoo Making a note of this vicious attack and reporting you to my local policeman. You're in a lot of trouble.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@hellymoo There's always that lingering threat...

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@CathalKennedy1 @EthelMonticue Very worrying that you're planning to call the integrity of the stats into question. The stats are the only thing we can depend on in this topsy-turvy world.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@EthelMonticue I will not let you down. You're not going to believe this year's end-of-year stats!

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Here's the direct link if you'd like: https://t.co/WPZp8aEjeu

And I'm on Instagram here: https://t.co/wvFglt164g

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@CleverJames @CathalKennedy1 This is pure propaganda designed to negatively impact my reputation in the dentist community

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

WORST THINGS ABOUT NOT BEING A DENTIST

4. Nobody asks me for my opinion about teeth
3. No idea where to buy a denist's chair if I ever need one
2. Am not treated as an equal in the dentist community
1. Constantly being overlooked for the prestigious Dentist of the Year Award

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@CleverJames Have you considered reinserting it? Am not a dentist but it seems to me like having additional teeth is good.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@CathalKennedy1 Can confirm 👍

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@hideaway83 They seem fine to me

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@CathalKennedy1 It's very annoying that this hypothesis is plausible and I have no means of disproving it

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@averyheartgirl @CathalKennedy1 Yes but I'm really going to have to insist that you find a real dentist after the next several years worth of x-rays and dental procedures. I can't keep doing this forever.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@BigNorthernAl Yes

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@cremins05 This is the kind of pre-emptive planning we should all be doing. We never know which day will be the last one before we become a dentist.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@SLBeresford Why do they keep cruelly overlooking me for the role??

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@JayThomasWAFC Fair point. Maybe I could ask for the simultaneous events to be held in the same hotel and then I could flit from one to another pretending I'm only attending one like a character in a sitcom on two dates at the same time. According to my research, it always leads to hilarity.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@oihantxabarri Consider yourself hired. Please arrange a day in court for us to take the dental community to task

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@GreenNotCabbage Yes but it feels nicer when it happens to other people