Mike Krzyzewski

[the eliminator @infinite_bug]

is chatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a pediatric oncologist so this is kind of urgent

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Thousands of little white boys will remember Cooper DeJean’s pick six in the Super Bowl for the rest of their lives.

Seeing someone who looks like you play the position they said wasn’t for your kind means everything.

This is our Jackie Robinson moment.

[LibertyLense @libertyLense]

Joe Biden when he sees Kamala walking into the Whitehouse meeting room after losing the election.

#Trump2024 #Election2024 #Vote2024

[AB @AB84]

CTE

Certified

Trump

Endorser

#CTESPN

[AB @AB84]

If you lie about working at McDonalds what else would you lie about? #CTESPN

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

Professor Healy is THE GOAT 🐐

CLASS CANCELED AT DUQUESNE 🙌

via @blufftalk | #MarchMadness

[Caleb Parke @calebparke]

@POTUS @VP Her accomplishment is being a woman? Imagine that coming from an administration that can't even define the word LOL

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Alright. I’m just gonna do it. Im gonna rip the band aid off, say it & take the hit

I don’t think Skip’s tweet was all that insensitive. Everyone was talking about canceling the game. Skip brought up the stakes involved & mentioned how irrelevant it seemed. The reaction is NUTS

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Rockstar shit

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

California drawing the line at legal sports betting is hilarious.

Can take heroin in state approved clinics but can’t take TCU +7 this weekend legally.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Smartest thing you can do if you lost your bets on Sunday.

1. Win your bets on Monday.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Only a woman who delivered a baby without an epidural can understand a guy who is having a cold.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Jimmy Garoppolo literally putting his foot down against racism.

That's my GOAT.

[Milmore @StoolMilmore]

Goddamnittt!

[Axe @westernunion2k]

Customers will say shit like "Uhh it's asking me to remove my card?"

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Do not fuck with the GOAT

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I’m glad the guys in the penalty box are wearing masks. Together we can flaten the curve and stop corona 🙌

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

DOWN GOES BIDEN https://t.co/yxHhRWOJyC

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Do you think when Gretzky goes to an NHL game he's like "I was so damn good that both of these teams were forced to retire my number?"