Michael Blauert

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

@dirk_zoolander Treat yourself king - bottle of red.

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

@EBITDAddyLBO @Toby_ornot_tobe

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

@njsweeney11 Never ending - we can’t have nice things!

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

Stahhhpppp

[Joe Smith @JoeSmithNHL]

Gophers are 22-0 when leading after two periods this season

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

@dirk_zoolander Was that not very weird??? Lol

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

How in the world was this kirk’s throw… HOW

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The most Kurt Cousins throw of all time to end the Vikings season.

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

🤡🤡🤡

[John Miller @JohnMillerNBC26]

Jaire Alexander's thoughts on #Vikings WR Justin Jefferson. Said he's a top-3 receiver in the NFL, but JJ's 9 receptions for 184 yards and 2 TDs in Week 1 against the #Packers was a "fluke."

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

@DaaaaaMeech I love your optimism, we’ll see!!!

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

No

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Was it a catch?

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

This was a crime – NFL screwed this up so badly…HOW DO YOU NOT REVIEW THAT PLAY

[vikesinsider @vikesinsider]

Just BTW, Gabe Davis didn't catch it. He clearly bobbled the ball and lost possession.

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

Goodbye Greg 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

@dirk_zoolander This is just straight trolling lol

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

Time to pull him, Rocco!

[DanHayesMLB @DanHayesMLB]

Joe Ryan has a no-hitter through five innings. He's thrown 72 pitches and has struck out five.

#MNTwins in front 2-0.

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

@dirk_zoolander

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

@dirk_zoolander #LetsGeaux

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

@RyanCason11 @rockandROWL He’s so dumb

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

@RyanCason11

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

This needs more press @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter can a fantasy punishment get better? Need @Billyhottakes to uncover this gold coming off the sussy

[Derek @dirk_zoolander]

Day 3 recap! Total at 57

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

Feels targeted at @kaysweens90

[benhausen @bstoff350]

Joey Chestnut eats 75 hotdogs and is celebrated as a king. I eat 9 hotdogs one time at a kids birthday party and I’m “embarrassing to be around”

[Michael Blauert @michael_blauert]

@dirk_zoolander Guess this just went out the window!