El Campo

Gentleman in the streets, Freak in the spreadsheets

[El Campo @michael_campese]

@elonmusk @neuralink I swear this is written in a terminal in Vault 51

[El Campo @michael_campese]

I knew something was up!

[El Campo @michael_campese]

*Time Traveler kicks a rock*

The timeline:

[El Campo @michael_campese]

If I don’t pay my student loans

[El Campo @michael_campese]

@Dariakinzz Frat and Jelly?

[El Campo @michael_campese]

@m_tzagkarakis Yes

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

We must demand that the extremely wealthy pay their fair share. Period.

[El Campo @michael_campese]

Garbanzo beans are actually chickpeas and I think that is just wild

[El Campo @michael_campese]

Chex mix is dry dog food for people

[Joe Santavicca @joe_santavicca]

@RobinhoodApp is a hack

[El Campo @michael_campese]

Robin-hood 1239 AD: Steal from the rich and give to the poor

RobinHood 2021: Steal from the poor and give to the rich

[El Campo @michael_campese]

Today is Mr Krabs’s 78th birthday

[El Campo @michael_campese]

She stole my look

[El Campo @michael_campese]

President Obama is officially now a def jam comic and I am living for it

[El Campo @michael_campese]

@kaylhrom Based 😳

[El Campo @michael_campese]

Left: a surreal meme
Right: a PowerPoint slide from class
I don’t see a difference

[El Campo @michael_campese]

Came back to visit...🤐

[El Campo @michael_campese]

500 dollars for textbooks is inexcusable

500 dollars for Pearson and Connect logins should be illegal

[El Campo @michael_campese]

Ya you might thank the bus driver, but do you thank the professor before leaving the zoom meeting?

[El Campo @michael_campese]

It took a global pandemic for me to have time for breakfast before class