Michael Chaban

Butte College Welding

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

"23,277 votes in Philadelphia, all for Biden."

Read it again: "All for Biden."

One more time: "ALL FOR BIDEN."

The odds of this happening are somewhere below 0%.
https://t.co/OHxRsqCXgk

[Mike Yoder @yoder_esq]

While we were asleep, Michigan just happened to “find” 138,339 ballots.

And all 138,339 ballots just happened to be votes for Biden.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

The media is such a joke, these motherfuckers couldn’t predict a fart

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Life’s about options

[Lake Blanaghan @BLanaghan]

This has me weak ☠️☠️

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

Niggas scared to moan? I be in my girls ear like

[Cameron Domasky @camerondomasky]

[At the gym]

ME: hey pal, you usin this machine?

GUY AT URINAL: yes

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

Still the best video ever made https://t.co/tDl6bhFJz8

[Michael Chaban @michael_chaban]

Don’t set yourself on fire trying to keep others warm.

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?

[I'm Shmacked @ImShmacked]

whoever has my voodoo doll please make it study

[Michael Chaban @michael_chaban]

People dont want you unless its on their time

[Noah @Noah_Vandyke_]

Update: I would literally give up a testicle to be in Hawaii with everyone rn

[Michael Chaban @michael_chaban]

Don’t spark the fire if you can’t take the heat.

[Nicholas @NickArnaiz]

Everything happens for a reason right