Michael Kaney

Attorney | FSU JD '18 | FSU B.S. '15

[Michael Kaney @michael_kaney]

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[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Weston McKennie blasting Ella Langley on the USMNT team bus after the USA's win against Bosnia in the World Cup Round of 32 🇺🇸😂❤️

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

Maybe the greatest American video ever filmed

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Spanish broadcast of Malik Tillman’s free kick

MAJESTIC 🇺🇸

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Friendly reminder that FIFA golden boy Messi received no punishment after this foul earlier in the tournament.

[Michael Kaney @michael_kaney]

@OhioTate 30 minutes? You lucked out Tate. Well worth the wait. The pizza and cheesesteaks are incredible. My first stop the second I get off the plane Friday for the World Cup

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

USA v Bosnia & Herzegovina is the only World Cup Round of 32 match where one side contains one of the other’s biggest cities.

St Louis ('Little Sarajevo') in Missouri has up to 70,000 ex-pat Bosnians, making it the 4th most populous Bosnian city in the world.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[Michael Kaney @michael_kaney]

I sleep with my A/C at 66, and it doesn’t go above 71 if I am home (74 when I’m at the office). 78? No thank you.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

New York: it's hot out there, and the power grid is working overtime to keep us cool.

Set your AC to 78 degrees, turn off lights/electronics you're not using, and unplug what you can.

Our City is doing its part too: maintaining the 78 degrees rule in our buildings, dimming/turning off our lights during peak electricity demand, asking private partners to do the same, and powering down non-essential equipment.

A stable grid means the AC stays on, and lives are saved. Let's ease demand — and get through the heat — together.

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

Alright, I’m convinced. The Tomahawk champ should be USMNT’s chant. FSU does it, the Braves do it, the Chiefs do it, it’s has native America heritage.

And it is probably the most intimidating chant in sports. Let’s spam it tonight.

[Natalie Fertig @natsfert]

What do you mean the greatest travel ad ever made for Chattanooga, Tenn. was created by the Spanish National Fútbol Team?

[Ned Stark @FantasyWorldW1]

Bro genuinely who makes this 😂

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

As someone familiar with history I’m pretty sure Serbia will also be rooting for the US

[Michael Kaney @michael_kaney]

@elsathora Angelo’s and get the pizza with it while you’re at it

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Ivory Coast v Norway is the World Cup Round of 32 match that best shows the absurdity of the Mercator Projection.

Despite Norway being shown on most maps as far larger than Ivory Coast, the two countries are actually almost identically sized. Ivory Coast is 322,463 km², and Norway: 323,802 km².

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[Nic @nickbux_25]

Landed back at Heathrow, my World Cup is over.

Maybe the best 2.5 weeks of my life. From Texas smokehouses to lobster rolls in Connecticut. Honky Tonk in Fort Worth to baseball in NYC. 2x England wins and everything else inbetween.

Don’t take me home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[James Klüg @jamesklug]

European soccer fans CAN’T BELIEVE Americans keep buying them food and drinks during their travels across the country 😂

[Q @q_liketheletter]

@HussainShafiei The real rule is two players between last offensive player and the goal: one player is typically the keeper so it’s moot but on these rare occasions if the keeper is ahead of the last offensive player then there need to be two defenders between the offensive player & the goal

[Michael Kaney @michael_kaney]

@TheDegenWeekly Everyone knows that Enzo Ferrari

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

Freddy definitely heard the noise and is making a conscious effort to not work with brands now

None have been involved officially since he flew to Toronto 5 days ago

Yall can take the tin foil hats off, brands are gonna chase eyeballs, people are gonna take cool opportunities.