Michael Tshuma

Who's Like God?! ● That's not a question, I just told you my name

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@AllekWest It's only that a dead man won't have an erection, trust me women would do the same, nobody's a saint. What men can do women can do it too unless if one thinks women are inferior

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@WaltJackman I, as a Man U and Madrid fan I don't mind even if leagues resume next year February 🤣🤣🤣

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@AdvoBarryRoux Even if my best friend is on icu and the phone rings at this moment, sorry buddy this is importanter than anything else in the world 🤣🤣

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@uMaster_Sandz "Hold my blessings" 😂😂 nay sayers are being silenced, all of them

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@zenzele Good for them, I hope their network will be reliable now on ngoba as it is kubi bi

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@destinyzee Cooking peeps kubangwa lofafandreti😂😂

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@BabyPana23 Michael Jackson this one 😂 😂🚮 you keep loading things and it's never full kanti things are falling off at the back

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@TshepoBacela Reading this is as good as smoking zol, my head is now spinning, I'm here questioning my sanity 😂😂😂

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@MissLELOMK1 Men don't like being threatened. There are things or rules that your partner will always not follow, it's either you always remind them or just keep quiet but NO THREATS! You won't like the response

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@destinyzee Who needs Trevor Nowa when there's Twitter? 😂😂😂

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@ChrisExcel102 Okuhle kodwa mongameli🤜🤛

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@Ga_brie_llla @feeonxx What family or qualifies to be family? Only to a girlfriend/boyfriend that can be said

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@destinyzee Match made on X! If this guy haven't slode into her dm by now then he's slower than the snail 🐌

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@destinyzee To those who listen to umama kaAlakhe radio station does she play Destiny's Child songs? 😂😂

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@Sanele22258433 @TumiTemo @destinyzee Pho manje ikuphi lendawo ekuthiwa yise enyoko? Yilapho uzalwa khona? Malebe ayo respectfully 🤣🤣

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@TumiTemo @Sanele22258433 @destinyzee Ngathi akuyona nenhlamba nje lento. My wife can say that to me I won't even feel offended 😂😂

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@destinyzee Lapho the catfish is nicer than the fishcat (the 'owner') 🤣🤣🤣

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@sdu_mpembe Umtshele ukuthi it's like windowscreen wipers when it's raining

[Michael Tshuma @michael_tshuma]

@destinyzee @Suzuki_ZA We know these ones as motorcycles manufacturers, 4 wheels akusiyinto zabo, only that Jimmy 4WD