Michaela

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

While you guys are losing weight, getting boyfriends and buying bikinis, I'll sit here and enjoy my fifth taco in my scuba suit😭😏💁

[ㅤㅤㅤ @DoNotBeRacistEh]

Retweet so I can gain 1k followers within 24 hours 😏

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

A girl with a colorful bittersweet life

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

Sometimes I make myself sick. I'm such an asshole 😅

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

I should be an anesthesiologist because I enjoy knocking bitches the fuck out✋😍👊😂

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

You traded one good thing that would've lasted a lifetime, for something that will probably end in about 3 to 4 months. Smart!👏😂

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

My dad just said my futures consists of planning my cats wedding on the weekends and my other cats baby shower or the weekdays.#crazycatlady

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

"@Cats @caitlyn_lacy why do I find this so funny😂
►http://t.co/uplLLUkU05 http://t.co/Q2a7bsmIU2"

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

@caitlyn_lacy Holy shit yes😂

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

@caitlyn_lacy @awkwardposts Omg yes😂😂😂💜

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

Well that is taken care of. Can I possibly move on now?

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

@caitlyn_lacy I definitely just had a burping contest with myself. Why do you think I act like a dude again😂

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

@girlposts This was us Friday😂😂 My bad @caitlyn_lacy

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

@caitlyn_lacy @frokendallmm Yeah 😭

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

You probably shouldn't play hard to get because I really don't want you as bad as you think😂👌

[Michaela @michaela_breese]

@caitlyn_lacy I'm dying 😂😂