michaela

my name is tammy swanson and i am a serious bitch •forbes 30 under 30•

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

not now kitten, daddy is continuing to monitor

[re: emma @evemmore]

when all my friends hang out

[audrey @foldyrhands]

my body count? like how many times i've taken communion?

[🧚🏼‍♀️ @hudbrinas]

that’s nice. i would go to federal prison for you

[GL @gldivittorio]

Built different but in the Boeing kind of way

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

So im driving right. Then I just burst into tears

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

we are the daughters of the shawties you couldn't fireburn on the dancefloor

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!

[brooke @_milf_vibes_]

Me when I accidentally reveal information that I can’t explain how I know because the way I found out is insane

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

the urge to rear end ur friend when you’re driving behind them

[michaela @michaela_dor]

paging mug shawties

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 Donald Trump’s mugshot has been released.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

Explaining to my future spouse that I’ll never retire bc I bought too many treats in the summer of 2023

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Describe yourself in 5 words”

[michaela @michaela_dor]

you could tell me the house of reps is a spinoff of jury duty and i wouldn’t even blink

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene explains why she called fellow conspiracy theorist and election denier Lauren Boebert a “little bitch” on the House floor:

“She has genuinely been a nasty little bitch to me.”

🔗: https://t.co/ogTAWwe8As

[emily june @emilyjune_]

I wanna go out to dinner and all we talk about is the submarine

[clintoris @clintoris]

[fiending for gossip] im here if u wanna talk