Michaela Kruger

East Aurora 👣 • do your own thing • SUNY Plattsburgh

[Michaela Kruger @michaela_kruger]

sometimes ya just gotta say “yeehaw” and get on with things

[Michaela Kruger @michaela_kruger]

god i wish so badly for natural selection to play a bigger role

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

could i interest u in plant?

[Mac @sleepyxunnyy]

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[Quick Draw McGraw @dannomals]

Drunk me is the real me without social anxiety

[Michaela Kruger @michaela_kruger]

@renttiktk ok.

[laur the finesse kid @w0nn_]

online school was only fun the first few months when profs didn’t know what to do 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

[DrewFrog @DrewFrogger]

I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

With every crab Rangoon that I consume, my power grows stronger

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Masks work.
Climate change is real.
Vaccines are effective.
Trust scientists.

[Michaela Kruger @michaela_kruger]

@renttiktk BUY THE JEEP TRUCK, JUST DO IT

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

Lori Laughlin was just sentenced to 2 months in jail.

Earlier this year, the Manhattan DA recommended one year jail for a man who stole cough syrup and toothpaste from a Duane Reade.

There are two systems of justice in this county and this is yet another example.

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I call my friends bitches out of respect

[Michaela Kruger @michaela_kruger]

“i don’t know if it’s because i’m dyslexic but your seatbelts don’t work” brink just said this to me...