Michaela McBride

Any friend of Oprah is a friend of mine

[Michaela McBride @michaela_m09]

"Long Island is just a dreary Hawaii, but with Billy Joel"

My friends get it

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Meghan Markle Reveals Royals Worried Her Son Wouldn’t Have Family’s Sickly, Rancid Skin https://t.co/wWYRvHCHmq

[ark @et_ark]

“what is grief if not love persevering” what a line. what a fucking line. i will be angry for the rest of my life that i did not write this line

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

If you don't have something positive to say about the vaccine then I'm going to need you to never speak to me. It's currently operating at miracle-like effectiveness and you're miserable?!!? Just stay in a Facebook comments section for the rest of your life where you belong.

[Charles V Payne @cvpayne]

The stock market is not in turmoil - billionaire hedge funds are in turmoil.

Two different things. Its a shame regulators, brokerage firms and media continue to provide cover for folks that go to work on helicopters from the Hamptons and say its for folks that take the subway.

[angela @angeOdinsdottir]

how the vaccine rollout in the United States is currently going

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Twitter banning Trump is your dad coming in and saying “Alright! That’s enough rough housing!” after your older brother already broke your nose.

[bæ J @ajabdullah_]

instagram tomorrow

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S. https://t.co/9OrohtoKAu

[🎵smoliv on a cross🎶 @xyxygossipboi]

remember when trump got elected and people were like “it’ll be fine, what’s the worst that can happen”, lol look at us now

[discount dakota johnson (taylor's version)🥥🌴 @k__d13]

if the united states saw what the united states was doing right now the united states would invade itself

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Snowstorms lose a lot of their magic when you’ve already been locked in your house for 9 months.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Listen to Bill Nye:

[Geoff Bennett @GeoffRBennett]

As Pence claims credit, Pfizer says it did NOT join in the administration's partnership.

Pfizer head of vaccine development Dr. Kathrin Jansen told the NY Times: “We were never part of the Warp Speed ... We have never taken any money from the U.S. government, or from anyone.”

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Power can't be taken or asserted, it flows from the people, and it's their will that determines who will be the President of the United States.