mickey

[mickey @michaelag29]

I love tracking my friends bc i never have to ask what they're doing i can just be like

So how's ya ex?? Was that chick fil a good??

[kush @kushd_]

when i say ive got that dog in me, this is what i mean

[Micaela J. Rodríguez @mikayrodr]

My mom just called me “almost 30” ??? I’m 28, barely old enough to drink !!

[mickey @michaelag29]

im crying @ this

[mickey @michaelag29]

when I’m in the boom boom room & I feel some dude who smells like dill pickle chips brush up against me

[mickey @michaelag29]

life really do be a highway

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Have you om nom nom nomed today?

[mickey @michaelag29]

im 27 today which actually means i am 45. processing this realization

[mickey @michaelag29]

the better question here actually is why are you eating a meatball sub period

[mickey @michaelag29]

the Atlanta airport is so unhinged. why are y’all eating meatball subs at 8 am

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[Grace @gracecamille_]

latest obsession is this girl i met in a club bathroom in like 2017. we still follow each other and she is on her 3rd engagement. I don’t remember her having a British accent but she has one now. i hope she is so so happy

[courtney echerd @CourtneyEcherd]

i’m obsessed with this. why now babe

[mickey @michaelag29]

at express oil googling “how to pop hood jeep grand cherokee”

please do not txt

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me still get to keep me cookies if Twitter shuts down, right?

[mickey @michaelag29]

this is cringe idc ily miss swift

[mickey @michaelag29]

crying at work bc I was selected for presale do NOT text

[mickey @michaelag29]

not me getting threatened by a pastor today 😭 student housing is really something else tbh

[liam ✨ @birduniversity]

the silly goose convention called, they asked if you could be their keynote speaker