Just hear me out: If Biden called the vaccines “the Trump shot” with the same amount of enthusiasm Trump calls COVID “China Virus” there’d be a lot more people in line to get vaccinated. I mean, they did start making them under the Trump administration. 🤷🏼♂️ #justathought
Y’all…a hermit crab we got on vacation last year died. 😬 My 5 year old is currently crying & funeral planning. He’s gonna say a few words and I have to come up with a song, then we’ll bury him in the yard. #RIPpet#parenting#sadlittleboy#hermitcrab
Being a parent to children under 6 is trying to remember the end to any movie I’ve watched in the last 6 yrs, but also wondering what the Paw Patrol is up to today in Adventure Bay.
Can we normalize paying debts off as gifts for adults or no? Like, I don’t need a $5 DQ gift card, Aunt Becky, I need to get out from this mountain of debt. But thanks!! #idolovereceivinggiftcards#debt
Does anyone else get major anxiety when driving at night from their automatic brights switching on and off, or are you normal? #anxiety Stop flashing your lights at me. They’re just bright! *switches brights on, on purpose* “How you like me now, Karen?!”
🤔 I wonder what the comment section would look like under some of y’all’s names in the Lamb’s Book of Life if it was posted on social media. If it’s anything like what’s been posted related to politics, ya making the Lord nervous! Just. Hit. Delete! #zipyalip#zipyathumb#moveon
My 5 yr old asked me, “Daddy, what’s your favorite animal?” Me, trying to think of any animal on the planet while under pressure, “A zebra, buddy!” “A zebra? They don’t even have sharp teeth!!” #ohtheshame#carnivore#boydad