Michael A

Join my karass

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

Love it when the design review ends in deciding not to do anything. Very zen. Non action is action.

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

Very important research

[Rudra Pratap @rudrapratap42]

Published my first paper today. Co-authored with @michaelaspy

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

It’s important to have a little walk between functions so you can have your first joke queued

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

Jrod18072 says she enjoyed so you might as well

https://t.co/TnxehjIrjJ

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

Using drizzle migration file names to replace my iching fortune telling

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

You know what they say… even from a fresh stack of cups the last one left alone on the table looks like it might be dirty 🤷

[Nitin Gupta @nitguptaa]

free idea: ai talent firm. call it RAMANUJAN. plucked from obscurity, unbelievable instinct. the best engineers will get it. 'i am the ramanujan of code.'
https://t.co/MBSaCHFQaa

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

How can you describe this styling of clickbait listicle writing? Need this to pass to my tiny safari extension llm filter

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

Today in 1945, George Orwell published a devastating critique of Communism.

Animal Farm reveals why every communist revolution follows the same tragic pattern: liberation to corruption to oppression.

Here are 10 truths from Animal Farm Orwell warned us never to forget 🧵👇🏼

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

If I was a pop star I’d drop a song named “aaaaaa” so it’d be at the top of everyone’s library and get all the streams from auto car play.

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

The typo sent around the world

[veronica @suffibulum]

Baby daddy <3

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

Why are you checking the toilet paper to see if you’re done after the first wipe? Buddy it’s gonna take time

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

In china they invented a movie which makes you cry every ten minutes

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

Every time I’m on da plane I watch a Chinese movie

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

Today he hit me with “Tom Brady the baseball player” 😭

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

Yesterday my manger compared being a software engineer at Amazon to being in the NBA. During his metaphor he dropped that he thinks there are 6 players per team

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

Modern Bhagavad Gita but it’s Krishna arguing that it’s Arjuna’s duty to cheat on his girlfriend on temptation island

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

What are some real life OP Balatro jokers?

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

The boys are arguing about who has actually built their own house

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

I don’t vote bc it would cancel out a woman’s ballot. And who am i to silence a woman?

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

US has hacked the world rankings. It’s like an elite school on us news and world report. Literally reducing admissions for the stats

[Michael A @michaelaspy]

The best part about living in a tier 1 city is knowing that you’ll go in the fireball and won’t have to live in the fallout