Michael

Mother of 4 amazing children

[doomernat @doomernat22]

holy shit 😭😭

[horse @horsetwting]

they would never crucify a carpenter

[Chicha Roan @jush_for_fun]

She's sleeping where the trade left her

[❦ @saintdoII]

she knows the list of cigarettes that don’t count
- drinking cigs
- pregame cigs
- if everyone else is smoking
- if you’re in an awkward social situation
- if you’re on a balcony

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Jesus Christ has officially confirmed that she will reprise her role as God in “The Bible”

[Chicha Roan @jush_for_fun]

Only dad is watching Untucked so mom and kids are only getting half the story

[jude @wishfu1l]

mind you this is still one of the best things to come out of euphoria

[ryz 🔱🌊 @RyzzieMcGuire]

first look at God returning as Jesus in “BIBLE” new testament.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

“oklahoma’s not like a play you read” still takes me the fuck out

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

culturally appropriative hairstyle on the mom #dothework

[m @bigllittlelies]

GOD WILL RETURN WITH A NEW BIBLE

[emma @gobswife]

aubrey plaza and elizabeth olsen falling pregnant at the same time reminding me of this incredible bit

[Zara @zaracraves]

Annalise will show up drunk, frame the judge and I'll be home by noon.

[໊ @juanaranjado]

por favor busquen a sus amigos gays y sus amigas que se cortaban a los 13 años y pregúntenles cómo están hoy…es un día histórico

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Oscar Wilde’s publishers in the late 1880s: