Michael Bell

[Michael Bell @michaelbell86]

@TomMayhew @iHarlandos Bizarrely yes,
In my fm21 save he left Burnley at the end of his contract,
Went to Napoli did ok, next job England and won the euros and World Cup before leaving for the Bayern Munich job.
@RichDangerOwens You are an FM fella, what’s Dyche like for you?

[Michael Bell @michaelbell86]

I don’t tweet or post anything anymore
But check out the sky tonight

[Michael Bell @michaelbell86]

@AdHawkeye Headphones of course!!!
I could have got an extra year with those

[Michael Bell @michaelbell86]

@RichDangerOwens @EddieSideburns Can I be the first guest?
I’ve got a very battered ps2 and that’s the only game that runs sort of smoothly
So can still just about play it

[Michael Bell @michaelbell86]

Not saying I’ve been bored today but doing my lateral flow test and shoving the swab up my nose was the highlight

[Michael Bell @michaelbell86]

@iHarlandos A 2 hour wait?
You are a patient man

[Objectively Funny @objectivlyfunny]

An Evening With Tom Mayhew: The Trailer.

Previews for @TomMayhew's upcoming @BBCRadio4 stand-up special.

Saturday 6th and Tuesday 9th Feb.

🎟️https://t.co/VQlUQZO8Xk🎟️

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

meanwhile in covid-free New Zealand, a music festival at the weekend

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

A bit of snow and the whole of the UK comes to a stand still, pubs, restaurants, shops all shut, pathetic.

[Michael Bell @michaelbell86]

@RichDangerOwens I was leaning towards that one

[Michael Bell @michaelbell86]

Twitter decide for me,
Want a coat, which one should I get?

[Michael Bell @michaelbell86]

I’ve been standing here for an hour waiting for the trainers to transform into a car again

[Michael Bell @michaelbell86]

I too am horrified,
You’d expect it of sports direct drivers but honourable John Lewis!!! Should have gone in a coffee cup and thrown it out of the window on the motorway like a proper gentleman
Our forefathers didn’t go to war for this

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

John Lewis delivery men caught 'urinating against van' by horrified woman https://t.co/SQAVMuFITX

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

This is absolutely the right move to have made nine months ago.

https://t.co/Gwlmsfk2rw

[Stonehenge U.K @ST0NEHENGE]

Sunrise at Stonehenge today (13th January) is at 8.06am, sunset is at 4.26pm

[Elvis Buñuelo @Mr_Considerate]

'They put one of our Percy Pigs in hospital, we send one of their Taytos to the morgue.' https://t.co/hSwdw3xJUt

[M @artgate2]

People who accidentally discovered their past self in a museum

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

“ONE LAST PUSH”
Boris Johnson
.
.
[big nod to Gary Larson]

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

High praise to the Prime Minister, who said schools were safe, then proving it by shutting them.

[Michael Bell @michaelbell86]

The Boris announcement is a bit late tonight,
Will give it a real hollyoaks after dark vibe