Ennui Rollins

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

I can’t believe I’m saying this but an advertising executive did earn their paycheck

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

@SgtTim911 @KurtSchlichter Did you ever see combat, Tim, or do you just steal valor whenever you’re not defrauding the public through your 9/11 embezzlement scheme?

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

@GarlicCorgi

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

@NJTRANSIT https://t.co/MpzF1dhiSl

[critter @BecomingCritter]

hot person: wow everyone here is so nice

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

@ChelseasCheeks

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

@LovelyLeninist

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

My less-experienced work partner asked if we should explain to the 6’2 current or former college athlete ripping his vape between hill repeats that it’s not allowed in the park, and understanding he was Samoan, I simply said, “no,” and kept driving

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

@tedlieu @gsundell You should add a barrel to your mouth and subtract yourself from this world

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

The external provider of lifeguards for my rental community pool has been replaced by the nephew(?) of the exceedingly Polish maintenance super this year, and he has been blasting 90s metal from his own phone with zero regard for any of the swimmers and sunbathers

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

Queer icon Paddington Bear

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

Tinder is a great place to go if you want to see what a bunch of people looked like 4-10 years ago

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

@TheresaKlenk @NdabaFactual @AriFleischer Are you calling United States Army veteran @SenDuckworth a liar?

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

@PropagandaBuff @kimincanada @Reuters Post your address

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

Travis Kelce showing up to the Toy Story 5 premiere styled in a Protect The Dolls shirt that he 100% thinks is merch for the movie

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

@hell_doe

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

I was too busy getting sunburn and poison ivy and voting in my own state’s election yesterday to weigh in on California, but now, together, we can all look back on the past:

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

@ShmuelRoseCHJCC @bradlander A conscience

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

@GovKathyHochul Bezalel Smotrich is a far-right extremist whose hateful and divisive rhetoric is fundamentally Israeli.

[Ennui Rollins @michaelbritten]

@sunraysunray May his time on Earth run out before then.