Michael Burt

The views expressed here are personal, and not those of my employer

[Lucy Worsley @Lucy_Worsley]

ANNOUNCEMENT! Coming next year to @bbctwo @bbciplayer and @pbs from @bbcarts and @bbcstudios !!! A palatial new series for you ✨️

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@monzo What does the person symbol mean next to the merchants logo?

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@BBCiPlayer I would have expected a reply to this being a licence fee payer!

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@BBCiPlayer It’s great that some UKTV shows are making their way over to iPlayer add free but why must the BBC DOG be in the top left corner. It’s so distracting! Is there a reason it needs to be there?

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@ITVXhelp The stills you have for Jonathan Creek S1 eps 3 and 5 are wrong.

The still you have for 3 is actually from 4 and the one you have for 5 is from 6.

It bugs me. Can you sort it out please? 😁

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@huel I will! Thanks 🙏

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

Oh no! I’ve had @huel disaster!! 😱

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@northernassist The one with the toilet

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

Sat on a Northern Rail train and it stinks of piss

@northernassist

#northernrail

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@northernassist 8:06 from Manchester Piccadilly to Crewe

[★ 🅲🅾🅻🅸🅽 🆂🆃🅴🅴🆁 ★ @colinphoenix]

A couple of minutes of advertising bliss…

Irn Bru ❤️

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@AvantiWestCoast What was the point in putting plug sockets at every seat on the refurbished trains when barely any of them work?

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

#NewProfilePic

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@sainsburys I think you might have gotten that those prices the wrong way around on smart shop!

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@BBCiPlayer Why can I see all episodes of QI on your iOS app but not your tvOS app?

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@Renaker_ Do you instruct one of your workers to set a vehicle in reverse gear at 7:30am and then leave it there all day? #renaker #colliersyard

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@DEBDENRAIDER @BRATTYBARBl She didn’t change it herself. It was a decision made right at the beginning of her career by her management

[Leighmundo Fandango @LeighLoopeth]

@BRATTYBARBl Every Christmas Eve, my parents made us leave a bowl of "scouse" on the doorstep as a way appeasing the ancient deity "Cillapus"
We forgot one year, woke up to find Miss Black doing a dirty protest on our presents. "SUPRISE! SUPRISE!" she shrieked, then vanished.

[Michael Burt @michaelburt79]

@tomtomchap @BRATTYBARBl I cannot stop laughing at this! 😂