Michael Traylor

I don't like bullies.

[Matt Scalici @MattScalici]

My 12-year-old just said she thinks eventually they’ll be able to put gifs on tombstones. Obviously, please quote tweet with the gif you will put on your video tombstone.

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

I want to get a banner that says, “GOD, BOARD GAMES & PEACEFUL TRANSITIONS OF POWER”

[Berklee College of Music @BerkleeCollege]

Quincy Jones '51 1933–2024 🖤♥️

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

@JeremyTreat5 In the words if @KB_HGA, “I’ve met a lot of Christians for the first time, but none for the last time.”

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

I do make all my voting decisions based on strangers texting me. So thanks for reaching out, Jessica.

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

@WalterGrayIV007

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

@KatinOxford Nuance? On Twitter dot com???

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

@RpsAgainstTrump @KatelynBeaty I had forgotten that that was Laura Loomer!!

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

The more that pundits say the debate is Kamala Harris's chance to introduce herself, the more I hope she comes to the stage, grabs the mic and say, "My name is Humpty, pronounced with a 'Umpty!'" #PresidentialDebate2024

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

@WalterRothbard @BethMooreLPM I love that I got to witness y'all's grace for each other.

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

The cashier at the grocery store mentioned Sonny & Cher. The teenage bagger replied, “From Clueless?”

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

@akhitchens Yes. That’s why I’m voting for Harris.

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

@akhitchens You knew better than that, Alex.

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

Me: The discourse around this presidential election couldn't get any stupider.

The Internet:

[Not THAT Karen, thank you @karenbates]

What’s that ancient Chinese saying, “May you live in interesting times?” I think we’re there…

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

@MentallyDivine Bars!

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

@dinahaddie Please send help.

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

“Black people have been voting for janky, uninspiring white dudes for as long as we’ve had the franchise in this country.” @GeeDee215

I felt that.

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

Why tf are these dummies talking about golf? #Debates2024

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

So we've reached the point where we're not even going to pretend to acknowledge the questions? #Debates2024

[Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor]

@akhitchens But if we all stopped eating avocado toast…