Michael Damian

I’m a comic actor. Go to my Instagram for comedy. Twitter is a miserable place that pisses me off.

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Ru Paul’s All Stars Fame Games has me wondering, what the Hell is Kandy Muse doing in the top 2?

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I would love to be able to take away a few of Ron DeSantis’s rights like he takes away the rights and freedoms of Floridians he doesn’t like. Fuck that Fascist!

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If you use your religious freedoms to take away other’s freedoms, you should lose yours.

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If Americans keep attacking the educators, and scientists today, America is going to be so fucking stupid tomorrow, and we’ll deserve it for letting it happen.

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Here’s my question about the stupid bigots protesting Pride Night at Dodgers Stadium, when was the last time you saw a fucking nun?

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Pat Robertson and the Uni Bomber have to wait in the same entry line in Hell this week.

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It’s officially Summer because everything vaguely tastes like sunblock.

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Ron DeSantis is a really fucking stupid and evil man.

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My girlfriend told me that I’m not Wes Anderson white, and that’s the hottest thing she’s ever said.

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I love the hypocrisy that country stars steal from queer culture all time with things like rhinestone jackets and dancing, but suddenly a rainbow on a beer is an issue? Ya’ll aren’t brave, you’re scared, or getting paid by rich homophobes.

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I swear I’m a comedian. Check out my Instagram or TikTok, Twitter is for sad political posts into the endless void.
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Just a daily reminder that neither a Drag Queen, a book, or a statue was not responsible for killing children and teachers today in Nashville. I love Nashville, and I hope Tennessee officials finally wake up and stop the senseless mass shootings. #nashvillestrong #dragisnotacrime

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I should try to say something nice about my home state of Florida for once. The state produces the best murder porn shows on NBC’s Peacock. #FloribamaMurders

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Another reason I knew Trump wasn’t getting arrested on Tuesday, the police don’t work out a “pick up” time in advance when arresting a criminal, and no News anchor pointed that out. It’ll happen when it does, and we’ll party Hard!

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Donald Trump has never told the truth so I kinda don’t believe he’s getting arrested on Tuesday as much as I want it to happen. However his increasingly sloppy make-up job tells no lies.

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A lil friendly reminder that Trump is only 4 years younger than Biden.

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I’m beginning to think we all have classified documents in our homes.

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@MsChaunceyKR We don’t need Ghost Face Takes Manhattan, when Jason already did it.

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@ItsRobertDunne So here’s the real story, I just made it to the third act of Skin, and my cat sits on the keyboard and turns it off. She refused to move for ten minutes, so I watched Top Gun 2 instead.

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Do you know how close I came to walking out of the movie Skinamarink?

By the skinamyballs.