FUCK devin nunes

What you think doesn’t count very much anymore @heyykarina

[FUCK devin nunes @michaeldeebz]

@Robert_Barrone @skrongmeat_ Imagine pretending to be above the 3 ingredients in a crunchy taco

[toomas hendrik ilves @IlvesToomas]

I made a bet with a friend that even though the entire staff of the US embassy in Baghdad was evacuated this morning, the compound breached and run over by Hezbollah, potus would start his morning tweeting about his impeachment. I won.

[FUCK devin nunes @michaeldeebz]

@killmewithbees @NPR we stan an equal opportunity employer!

[FUCK devin nunes @michaeldeebz]

@normalizeme @MikeBloomberg I’ve seen multiple studies that state open office plans deteriorate workplace morale and lead to a drop in productivity but I’m sure Bloomberg did his research!

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Trump’s record:

Manufacturing job losses
Higher prices
Higher debt
More uninsured
More underinsured
More inequality

And all he can do his rage tweet

Start saying it. Start repeating it

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

like clockwork

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

So pissed at whoever smoked pot in my mom’s garage. She just smelled it and flipped out. Not funny!!!! Told her if I catch them around here again I’ll beat their ass. Who would do this on Christmas Eve of all days??? Don’t worry, mom, I’m on the case.

[FUCK devin nunes @michaeldeebz]

@isaagrij Middle school dealers be having some fire shit

[FUCK devin nunes @michaeldeebz]

@franktankzz Damn gurl are u an optometrist cuz ur giving me that 2020 vision 🤓🥴👊🏻👁

[Harvard College YDSA @HCYDSA]

When did your candidate stand up for LGBTQ rights?

Bernie: 1972
Buttigieg: 1982 (birth)
Booker: 2007
Castro: 2009
Warren: 2011
Klobuchar: 2011
Gabbard: 2011
Biden: 2012

[FUCK devin nunes @michaeldeebz]

@rudy_mustang explain FOSSIL FUELS

[FUCK devin nunes @michaeldeebz]

it’s just about revolution time bitches

[FUCK devin nunes @michaeldeebz]

Estimates place the death toll from history’s wars up to 1 billion, with 108 million just in the 20th century. We’ve only seen peacetime for 8% of all of recorded history. U really thought America was just gonna let u get through life watching Netflix and eating Postmates?

[cole hersch ⑦ @ColesTwitt3r]

“Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?”

how about

Are You Dumber Than A 4th Grader?

the way it works is all the correct answers r secretly given to the adult. the goal of the show is to belittle the small student, make them feel awful about themselves. at the end they get Doxxed

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

Too bad this guy will soon be unemployed for the crime of telling the truth about Bernie’s campaign live on CNN.
https://t.co/F8KASllC7X

[The Onion @TheOnion]

DNC Eases Debate Requirements To 0.1% Above Whatever Cory Booker Polling https://t.co/ohuhZKXbJl