Michael D. Koval

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

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[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

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[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

@JimHansonDC You wrote a lot of words, but still can’t answer the infamous question:

Can you name one single political concession Trump has gotten out of Iran 60 days into this war?

[deray @deray]

We tried to tell y’all.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1 - Since 2017-18, Mohamed Salah ranks 1st in the Premier League for:

Goals (189)
Assists (92)
Open Play Chances Created (534)
Shots (1,104)
Shots on Target (480)
Touches in the Opposition Box (2,717)

Relentless.

[Jay Black @hellojayblack]

A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Right wing free speech absolutism is the most dishonest grift in American politics.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Weird, we were told by @PressSec that caring about Trump sharing a video depicting the first Black president and his wife as monkeys was "fake outrage"

[LB @LBLFC_]

Wouldn't expect anything else from a man who was telling us all how great of a guy a serial sex offender was.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell, 1984

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

Over twenty-five years in the U.S. Navy, thirty-nine combat missions, and four missions to space, I risked my life for this country and to defend our Constitution – including the First Amendment rights of every American to speak out. I never expected that the President of the United States and the Secretary of Defense would attack me for doing exactly that.

My rank and retirement are things that I earned through my service and sacrifice for this country. I got shot at. I missed holidays and birthdays. I commanded a space shuttle mission while my wife Gabby recovered from a gunshot wound to the head– all while proudly wearing the American flag on my shoulder. Generations of servicemembers have made these same patriotic sacrifices for this country, earning the respect, appreciation, and rank they deserve.

Pete Hegseth wants to send the message to every single retired servicemember that if they say something he or Donald Trump doesn’t like, they will come after them the same way. It’s outrageous and it is wrong. There is nothing more un-American than that.

If Pete Hegseth, the most unqualified Secretary of Defense in our country’s history, thinks he can intimidate me with a censure or threats to demote me or prosecute me, he still doesn’t get it. I will fight this with everything I’ve got — not for myself, but to send a message back that Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump don’t get to decide what Americans in this country get to say about their government.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Hours apart:

MAGA in a nutshell.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

this is a never give up effort play you show to your kids

what a play by Alijah Clark

from blocked flat on his back to forcing a fumble 50 yards downfield 🔥🔥

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Whoever imposed those tariffs in the first place must have been a real idiot

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The Epstein Files must be worse for Trump than we thought if his allies are already making the case that raping some kids isn’t that bad.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Obama gave trump an fully recovered and stable economy and he destroyed it

Biden gave trump an economy that was recovering faster than any other on earth, with the longest record of month to month jobs gains ever in history and, once again, he has destroyed it.