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Ceilings were just ambitious walls. http://t.co/2iq5MS3AM3

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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/52QtR3yYnM

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http://t.co/HXxXTI7phT Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/U6R6xD6BP7

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http://t.co/bxhuKOBnJ6 Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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http://t.co/OsCOOHLTQF "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

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http://t.co/WSEgrPHXx1 It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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http://t.co/4oEXZusCHc No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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http://t.co/wTBIdnwZiY Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/Pp656D7ezS

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/yPZjc2Hca4

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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/dyrKjMTeK4

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http://t.co/yFmMjhgIfC Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/EyCCnnDNHV

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http://t.co/bl5CmgZ6mn In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

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http://t.co/kXyrJ4BS I bet some of the Crusaders were just random guys who refused to admit that they were lost.

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http://t.co/H6KJuGR7 The back-to-front comb over: Where mullets are laid to rest.

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Some songs contain sirens which alert you to the fact that you have shitty taste in music. http://t.co/vHgO7AE2

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There’s blood everywhere… I mean, most of it is inside our bodies, but still; the horror… http://t.co/A3xfGDfs

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It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers. http://t.co/U6Vs9pKw