Shaken, NOT stirred

Maybe it’s depression? Maybe it’s brain damage? Maybe it’s Maybelline!

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

@adamtotscomix I just finished this last night and thought this too!! The judges also said how these were masterpieces and went above make-up and then….??

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

Do you ever have things happen that you immediately think,
“Oh yeah, my therapist is going to love that”.

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

Hahahahahahahaha hahahah haha ha…. Yeah.

[trash jones @jzux]

definitely check on your friend who “decided to rewatch bojack horseman”

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

@jor_jor96 That’s exactly what the patriarch would want you to do…

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

@The24thAngel Carmel cheesecake lol

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

Not me buying depression ice cream today and eating the whole container 🤣

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

having ice cream so i don’t kill myself

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

I probably shouldn’t associate a villain origin story with setting better boundaries with people🙃🙃🙃

[Christle Nwora, MD @ChristleNwora]

Y’all. This is it.

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

@uraveragelocal My blood boiled and I had to say SOMETHING

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

This tweet is elitist. What we wear doesn’t change the quality of the education we provide. I do agree, we are role models, but we role model SEL skills of kindness, acceptance, and keeping unkind opinions to ourself.

[Common Sense @CommonS59577379]

@sammyrigaud I don't know anything else about you, but thank you for dressing professionally. It disgusts me to see teachers constantly dressed in jeans and tee shirts or something equally inappropriate for the job. You are the role model that so many should be.

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

@uraveragelocal I- “disgusts”. This elitist tweet is disgusting.

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

@jayten888 Not even a thank you, just truly a next.

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

This is a place of security. The fact that no one stopped this for HOURS is egregious.
Our system is broken and doesn’t need to be repaired, it needs to be replaced.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

what the FUCK

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

The total I have left when I budget:

━━━━━ ━━
┃ LOL. ┃
┃ ┃
┃ ┃
└━━━━━━ ┘
7 ┃ 8┃ 9┃ /┃
━┛━┛━. |━ ┛
4 ┃5 ┃6 ┃ + ┃
━┛━┛━┛━ ┛
1 ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

@literallyandi That’s haha funny, NOT haha weird ❤️❤️❤️

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

Me: *creates a budget*
Me: “I really need to stick to this.”
Me: breaks budget immediately to get ice cream

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

@literallyandi Stop living my life

[Shaken, NOT stirred @michaelkeigher]

@YoungNRested Ooooops for everyone involved