kington

public figure. extremely online.

[kington @michaelkington]

My plans every Saturday

[kington @michaelkington]

Triples is best

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

What a crop. I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE Season 3 drops on May 30.

[kington @michaelkington]

🫡

[kington @michaelkington]

Elon, my brother in Christ, figure it the fuck out

[kington @michaelkington]

She’s a 10 but doesn’t know who Nathan Fielder is

[kington @michaelkington]

@DannyDeVito Beautiful sir

[kington @michaelkington]

Top tier day at #themasters

[kington @michaelkington]

Have the travel bug

[kington @michaelkington]

How it feels going back to your old college bar

[kington @michaelkington]

Dua Lipa didn’t respond to my DM last night? Kind of weird.

[kington @michaelkington]

How I feel every morning getting ready for work

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

Working at any office is like “Ok we’re transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timecard on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog . Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh & fucks off like 20 miles east.

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[kington @michaelkington]

@chriskill22 You know you’re that red headed killer on the right

[kington @michaelkington]

My plans every Saturday

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

[At dinner w girlfriend's parents] "Watch this" *pretends to play plate like tambourine* *her dad gives her a secret thumbs up but I see it*

[kington @michaelkington]

@boburnham thank u king

[kington @michaelkington]

@boburnham @NetflixIsAJoke