Mike Klinger

Chicagoan at heart. He/him.

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

This is when everyone should take a minute and Google “David Stieb”

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Miles Mikolas loses a no hitter with two strikes in the 9th inning

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

“After”

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

Dirk out here tearing down the stereotype that Germans aren’t funny one tweet at a time.

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

Can’t be me. Too many bars on defense…

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

One of my favorite stories is about the time some burglars broke into the Cubs’ radio booth and stole basically everything but left one of his shirts still hanging on the door 😂

[Corey Freedman @corey_cubs]

A fashion ICON.

God, what a vibe.

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

One thing people actually do forget about when the Cubs won the World Series is how close Maddon came to blowing it.

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

I don’t know, I mean should we really be politicizing something like this so soon after it happened? Plus it seems like the suspect was unstable so this is really just a mental health issue.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Mitch McConnell calls on Democrats to pass Supreme Court security bill after man arrested outside Brett Kavanaugh's home

“House Democrats must pass this bill and they need to do it today. No more fiddling around with this, they need to pass it today …before the sun sets.”

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

Politicians have failed so thoroughly at providing leadership on guns that we’ve turned to the dude who played Dave Wooderson to fill the void.

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

I don’t normally share these but this was something else. Wordle 353 3/6.

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[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Why they do anything while this guy bats makes zero sense

[onagapnotsew @westonpagano]

If cops shoot unarmed people because they fear for their life, but also don’t stop armed shooters because they fear for their life, why are we giving them millions of dollars??

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

I appreciate the alert. A *little* more specificity wouldn’t hurt but still it’s a nice gesture.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

I really wish I believed this time is different. I really wish I believed that the needle is moving and change is coming. But I can’t shake the feeling that all that’s going to come of this is Uvalde will be just another city we list whenever this happens again.

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

If this is the price of liberty then I want a refund.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

"If America were not afraid to know itself, we could more readily accept that gun-rights advocates are enthralled with violent sorrow. This is the America they envisaged. It is what they worked so hard for. Their thoughts and prayers have been answered."

https://t.co/3JT8gZ5Mir

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

American hero

[This Day in Chicago Sports @ChiSportsDay]

𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝟐𝟎, 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟔

Michael Barrett takes exception to AJ Pierzynski barreling him over at the plate and throws a right cross at him igniting an all out brawl between the Cubs and Sox.

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

Alex Jones actually blames Jews for his small penis…

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Alex Jones says the globalists are putting a chemical in the liners of soft drink cans that is causing men’s penises to shrink: “That’s why genitals, I don’t care if you’re black or white, are a third of the size they were of a 1960s male .. and the sperm counts are down 96%”

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

Honestly if Republicans wanted to discredit her they should’ve just used this instead.

[Mike Klinger @michaelklinger]

This is what it’s like when your parents try to share a meme.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To be clear, I’m spending <5% (but actually) of my time on the Twitter acquisition. It ain’t rocket science!

Yesterday was Giga Texas, today is Starbase. Tesla is on my mind 24/7.

So may seem like below, but not true.