Michael Lester

ACU Alum

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

let’s obtain this grain

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

Which one?

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

I’ll have the foe fo foe, po favo

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

I heart flip flops

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

Being put together is starting and finishing laundry on the same day

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

Rick and Morty really fell off

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Old joke about agnostic technologists building artificial super intelligence to find out if there’s a God.

They finally finish & ask the question.

AI replies: “There is now, mfs!!”

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

Teachers, stop assuming and expecting that your students should automatically respect you! Authority does not always equate to credibility and respect has to be earned both ways.

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

Pour one out for Matty Ehrmantraut

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RIP Goose from Top Gun

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

@xelhasalinas RT

[Dolan Dark @DolanDark]

I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

[Ryan Magee @elirymagee]

@elonmusk I love when people complain about food at a restaurant … at a restaurant 🤣🤣

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

Alexa where did lil yachty take the wock

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

So called “freethinkers” when somebody yawns from across the room:

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

@CarsonRossMan Glad to see another mug-blooded American here 🤎🤎🤎

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

stew>>>soup

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

Wordle 230 3/6

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[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil Triscuits

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

Why does sneezing in public feel childish?

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@CarsonRossMan That’s not what you said last week 👀

[Michael Lester @michaellester00]

@diaz_richie Validation