Michael McCamley

Writing and rhetoric teacher, leggiero tenor, secret dramatist, Great Plains/Nebraska Sandhills native. Professionally adorable.

[Michael McCamley @michaelmccamley]

Hey @KingJames - I have been impressed with your acting in movies. Maybe you will have more time for that…

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@FIFAcom fans are the best thing to happen to #America in a long time. #Scotland #norway #Japan #england #germany #algeria and many more

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Is it just me, or does @shropshire_fred @NBCPhiladelphia have enormous hands?

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Dear @hungaryinusa, if you have a lot of men who look like Prime Minister Peter Magyar, could you just send them over here?

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@AmericanAir, @united, @SouthwestAir, you need to follow @Delta’s lead and revoke any perks and special services for members of Congress. And that revocation should be permanent.

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@Iberia has the worst app I have ever used.

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@VP @KamalaHarris You really need @SnoopDogg as either your Vice President or your Secretary of State.

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@devery_mccain This is a cruel game 😂

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@PHLAirport, you really need more restaurant options in the A terminal, especially considering so many international flights go through it. Also, I witnessed some of the most terrible customer service at the PHL A terminal @ChickiesnPetes in decades.

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I just heard a passenger describe @LNKairport as a “Hallmark movie” airport. I think the renovations are doing their jobs!

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@Grubhub is an inferior service compared to pretty much anything else. They are slow, inefficient, inaccurate, and the app is no better.

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@DavidMuir, your tight t shirt, and your biceps, are very distracting to some people trying to watch the news. It’s me. I’m some people.

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@HalleBailey is transcendent as #THELITTLEMERMAID . Voice, no voice, she was just amazing in the role.

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If a piece of filmed entertainment does not star @BellaRamsey, I don’t know if I want to watch it. #TheLastOfUs

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I do not know if I will be able to forgive @Nick_Offerman and Murray Bartlett for making me ugly-cry during episode 3 of @TheLastofUsHBO. The only thing that might make it better is to become BFFs with @MeganMullally.

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The only thing more frustrating than @qsrnvivo &/or @lumivero NOT answering my customer support message after 72 hours is how difficult/impossible it is to find an effing phone number to follow up.

[Michael McCamley @michaelmccamley]

@MarkWoodleyTV Time to dust off that resume and apply for jobs in Florida.

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@JortsTheCat Those crimetoes have me melting

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@SarahLWasserman Oh no! Bless their lil’ ol’ hearts!

[Michael McCamley @michaelmccamley]

I had a nightmare that Russia was planning to kidnap @tomhanks to brainwash him a la Peeta Mellark into a propaganda weapon. This must not happen @CIA (?) @FBI (?) @INTERPOL_USA (?) We have to protect America’s sweetheart!