Budget Captain Harlock

immortal space pirate • he/man • Bit of a smartass • Bit of a dumbass • Bit of a cheapass • Making Twitter More Awkward For Everyoneᵀᴹ

[Budget Captain Harlock @michaelmdillon]

Florence & The Machine Songs As RPG Characters

Bit of a diversion here but I’ve been listening to the “Lungs” album audio up in my Goth Tower, and I started thinking of who these songs remind me of.

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@Drstevenhobbs Aren’t potions made of chemicals?

“Here’s a potion, Sire.”
*jabs needles in*

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@jaslockyaoi69 Well then ofc I remember that. 👍

I’m not using this platform much obviously.

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Snow-covered branch in front of the chicken coop makes it look like a Thomas Kinkade painting.

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@Lexipop398 @AriaMeadowsArt @AriaMeadowsArt

Excuse me hello this is fantastic. I wish the Bee. I wish to acquire. How may I acquire one of the Beutiful Bee? Thank you. 😌

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@hildatheseries @netflixfamily @netflix I just watched this YOU GUYS IT'S SO GOOD I'm crying.
I'm 53 years old btw.

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I just realized if my kids hear 80’s music, that’s like me in high school listening to GD Bing Crosby, Doris Day, or The Andrew’s Sisters what the doddamn fuck?

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@DestinyRaeSmith Oh! Extra protein!

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@Talk_To_The_Hat OK so here’s the trick: Hardly anyone feels like a real adult, so if you don’t feel like a real adult, that’s what being a real adult feels like.

🧐🧠

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@shaindelr I hope she doesn’t think of you all as pets…

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@BrainBulge @TheTweetOfRhea M’ fossa!
M’ fossa!
M’ fossa!

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Why do I like turrets that stick up from rooftops?

Oh, cupola reasons…

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A strategic error is a Stragedy.

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@meantomyself I’m completely serious btw. This is good art.

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@meantomyself That landscape though.

The wide field of view offers breathtaking grandeur, yet emphasizes how small the isolated figures are. As soldiers, they are exposed to view and danger.

Yet their held hands are raised high, they are smiling, and a cheerful sun beams down upon them. ❤️

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@itsginnydi I don’t know a darn thing about Denver, and I’d enjoy playing this.

Thereby learning about Denver in the process. 😌

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@troubleinheels1 At first I thought autocorrect messed up your joke but then I was like oooooohhhhhh! riiight 🤘

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@ericamorecambe @Bedlam_Beersie Apparently going through a door really does trigger a minor brain reset; it’s a survival feature that loads and prioritizes local environment data. 🧐

OMG that’s why Sauron’s orcs are stereotypically portrayed as stupid!

I never made that connection before.
🤯

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@Urtoez75_2 HOLUP. They worshipping Portuguese jellyfish now?

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@amandajpanda @Stap_Jr So what’s on the lunch menu?

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Too soon?