Michael Miller

[Michael Miller @michaelmillernz]

Holmatro Jenga #BreakUpNight

[Michael Miller @michaelmillernz]

Thanks @Hungerball for providing this for our Christmas break up party yesterday! Too busy playing at the time to take photos!

[Michael Miller @michaelmillernz]

“The way government funds projects too often forces us to make big decisions at the point at which we know least.” https://t.co/3CqPOP11cO

[Michael Miller @michaelmillernz]

Interesting article about the advances made in UK govt IT by GDS; and govt's odd reversion to the Bad Old Days https://t.co/pXMuE4MzBx

[Dan Sheldon @sheldonline]

I wrote a manual on government IT bullshit... https://t.co/eZkHaT8Rpl

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

9) Ignore future capacity impacts and only use highest cost AWS pricing by ignoring reserved instances, spot, real utilisation etc.

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

8) make assumptions on 95%+ utilisation and compare only flat loads i.e. ignore variation.

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

7) ignoring staffing costs (you were employing them anyway), ignore opprtunity costs etc and maintenance is another budget.

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

6) Start claiming AWS is low margin & discount any possibility of future price cuts.

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

5) Ignore any ecosystem benefits of public cloud, be careful no-one looks at rates of agility / innovation / customer focus.

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

4) Claim your security is "better" because you own it. Just hope no-one looks.

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

3) depreciate items over 7 years including software developement etc. Ignore you'll be adding more.

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

2) discount big ticket items (e.g. data centre) as sunk cost and therefore "free".

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

Tips for making your private cloud viable. 1) ignore most of the cost and claim it's someone elses budget (e.g. power) ...

[Michael Miller @michaelmillernz]

Revera has it's own video channel: https://t.co/M4IPbBxz8q

[Sampson @jonathansampson]

git commit -m "Fixed interface issues."

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

The cheapest pentest you'll ever get is sticking $5k in Bitcoin on your Domain Controller.

[Michael Miller @michaelmillernz]

MC Kristian Cook kicks off the launch of @Revera_NZ Apollo Azure cloud services. #ApolloLive

[Jeremiah Grossman @jeremiahg]

RT @kaythaney: Airport trolling at its finest. < oh my. where can these be purchased? ;)

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

HD microwave oven that finds and screens a funny YouTube video the same duration as your selected cooking time.

[Michael Miller @michaelmillernz]

@Srgurr Congratulations on winning the football!