Michael Privat

Software Engineer at #Availity. Developer Unity3D, Java, C# & iOS. Author Pro Core Data for iOS (apress). Artifical Intelligence. #gamedev #ai #indiedev

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

I just noticed a key on my keyboard that says "caps lock". Has it always been here? #useless

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

Pimped up my #vim IDE for python using https://t.co/XLdfRSUP8G (thanks @janis_t) and lots of inspiration from @hoop33. I had no idea vim was so powerful these days.

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

It's interesting how most architects nowadays make all kind of jokes about SOAP being bloated. What happened to all the architects that used to make fun of me for saying that 10 years ago? I guess they moved on to blockchain...

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

@chocomiic Well. Clearly you're lying. So no! But I love you anyway 😂

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

https://t.co/rRVhBSk3m3

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

@shkn_not_strrd "And nothing even blew up”. I guess Microsoft hadn’t invented the BSOD yet...

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

Yup... Komputer Kindergarten: https://t.co/grBwJrAEzB

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

@shkn_not_strrd There are so many potential memes in that video. It's hilarious.

[‏ً @satoruholic]

tanjiro does the trick, zenitsu assists him and inosuke gets tricked

[Luis Batalha @luismbat]

Today I woke up and realized the company that built the apartments next door left hundreds of visual proofs that (a+b)² = a²+2ab+b² hidden on the windows!

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

In the fall of 1972, President Nixon announced that "the rate of increase of inflation was decreasing". Probably the first time a sitting president used the 3rd derivative to increase the chances of reelection.

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

@SugaryStardust Sure of course. I'd be glad to help. Don't hesitate.

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

Hey, Jen! What units of measurements did you grow up with in Canada?

Me: It's... complicated

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

I recently started preceding my online news reading routine with a quick prayer to myself: "don't fall for propaganda, make sure you get news from multiple sources, don't let social media algorithms play mind tricks on you and take your judgement away from you". This is sad...

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

@shkn_not_strrd I tried. Made it through the first couple series and got bored. Or did it beat me?! I don't remember. My brain was numb.

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

Everytime I think I'm a nerd, I find someone nerdier than me. Pretty wild idea...

https://t.co/bFtRKyAFM4

[Michael Privat @michaelprivat]

The OSI model helps understand miscommunications at work too.
- App guy: hey, openshift can't talk to the FTP server!
- Network guy: what's the source IP?
- it's openshift
- that's not an IP
- it's openshift's whatever IP
These 2 aren't in the same layer... clearly.

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

Here's how to represent the multiplication of two numbers on the real line

[Reg Saddler @zaibatsu]

Linemen from all around the country arrive in Florida for #HurricaneDorian