Banana🍌

Doodler. Musician. Tinkerer. Developer: iOS//Android//LAMP//Java//React//SQL

[Banana🍌 @shkn_not_strrd]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter ? I do! #ItUsedToBeFunHere

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

"Sorry, the market says it will be an extra $350 now every month, I don't make the rules"

[Panic @panic]

✨ how it started / how it's going

[vo @vanillaopinions]

the boomerfication of gen x continues

[dr caitlin green (offense archaeologist) @caitlinmoriah]

not wanting to be friends with bigots is a good enough reason by itself but also as soon as one of them finds out you aren’t a bigot, they tend to forget all their other personality traits and spend all their time and energy trying to convert you

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

it is their turn

[@marcusfitzsimons.bsky.social Woke Green Socialist @MarcusFitzsimon]

I cannot POSSIBLY be any clearer (as someone who worked in IT managing some of this country's biggest databases)

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD ANYONE PROVIDE PICTURES OF THEIR PASSPORTS OR DRIVING LICENCES

ESPECIALLY NOT

to databases outside the GDPR

THREAD:

[Cabel Sasser @cabel]

Folks I grew up on BBSs and message boards and the only sysop phase left after this one is usually “shut down the server in a hissy fit to try to make everyone feel bad”

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

"Blocking as a feature makes no sense" says most blocked account on the whole site

[🇵🇸 Permanent Intifada 🇵🇸 @heyMAKWA]

i'm not going to link any of them here, for a variety of reasons, but please be aware of what is probably the deadliest AI scam i've ever heard of:

plant and fungi foraging guide books. the authors are invented, their credentials are invented, and their species IDs will kill you

[chris xu @xuhulk]

This is sooo fucking funny, it’s singlehandedly restoring my mental health.

https://t.co/k06Z6x9pj4

[Cabel Sasser @cabel]

Some people know Panic for its Mac/iOS apps. Some know Panic for Playdate. And some, a few at least, know that we publish games, like Firewatch and Untitled Goose Game.

We haven’t talked much about our future game publishing plans. But that is about to change.

See you on 8/29

[David Lo Pun-ch Nazis @helpmeskeletor]

Lol an archaeology website had a AI write an article on the scimitar and they accidentally scraped a Dungeons and Dragons description.

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

⁦What’s going on in the World O Writers? ⁦@ChuckWendig⁩ tells it like it is. Whatever It is. https://t.co/EUoQDBlOSq

[Francis Fukuyama @FukuyamaFrancis]

Buy them tickets.

[Art Institute Lions @ChicagoLions]

A work of art

[Banana🍌 @shkn_not_strrd]

I NEEED IT