Normal Flora

I use this for space news, Jurassic Parkeries, and memes I don’t get. My alter ego’s Twitter handle is more active. My cat’s instagram is much more interesting.

[Normal Flora @michaelprosen]

@Also_Wolfman Puts on sweater in anticipation for 90s David Duchovny.

[Normal Flora @michaelprosen]

@Also_Wolfman Oh no, I have that exact sweater…

[Normal Flora @michaelprosen]

@jessereags This would look nice on your wall.

[elena @grnformicatable]

if you haven't seen Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, you need to change that

[Normal Flora @michaelprosen]

@dhansenx I wish I could snap my fingers and make Ted Cruz and his pubic hair beard disappear.

[Normal Flora @michaelprosen]

@Sabeenahmad1 The third time was a jawbone fragment that shot into my neck after fainting and face planting into the kitchen floor. The fragment came to a rest millimeters from my carotid artery, causing my heart to pause anytime I turned my head.

[Normal Flora @michaelprosen]

@Sabeenahmad1 The second time I was a truck crashing into the passenger side door of a car making a left hand turn. The crash sent the passenger of the car to the hospital where he briefly died on the way, ended up in a coma, a broken jaw, broken ribs, memory loss, and a lot of PTSD.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Lindsey Graham is pathetic.

[Normal Flora @michaelprosen]

“They hate my guts.” 🤷🏼‍♂️ Sorry, not sorry, you slimy POS. Donate to boot the truly #Deplorable @LindseyGrahamSC out of office.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

This is delicious.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Holy shit. 🤣

[Normal Flora @michaelprosen]

@dhansenx elections, separates families and locks children in cages, idolizes dictators, pays a pornstar hush money to cover up an affair, and overall makes the lives of anyone who isn’t a straight white cisgendered man over the age of 60 that much worse.

[Normal Flora @michaelprosen]

@dhansenx I would rather the US not have a president than have a racist, narcissistic, fast food guzzling sociopath of a president with early onset of Alzheimer’s who hides in a bunker terrified of people protesting the murder of an innocent man who was killed by police who continue to

[Normal Flora @michaelprosen]

@dhansenx confederate generals. A straw man who tries to suppress the rights of American protestors, allows a pandemic to sweep through the country and kill over 100K people, elects to bailout large corporations instead of the American people, tries to get Ukraine to interfere in our

[Normal Flora @michaelprosen]

@dhansenx propagate the lie that black people are dangerous criminals; a zealot who uses the Bible as a prop to tell his base he has control over dangerous and “out of control” minorities and the “radical left”. A backwards thinking troglodyte who was raised in the north but idolizes the

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Not today. But very soon, Congressional Dems need to start angrily condemning POTUS for his total incompetence on COVID19. Show the nation your raw emotional pain that he amplified this to extremes that didn't have to be.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Dr. Anthony Fauci: “We are in the escalating phase of a very serious pandemic. That is a fact. We have got to realize that and to prepare and respond. The coronavirus is NOT under control.”

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Liberty S. Justice @LibertySJustice]

@RozzyMath @RoguePOTUSStaff They’re doing it on purpose. To place blame, to direct anger & frustration away from their team, to incite arguments about racism to distract from focusing on what they’re doing, to invoke racism bc/he’s a white Supremacist, to continue causing fear about people outside the US

[Normal Flora @michaelprosen]

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