michael rizzi

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

“me local pub is tree huntred and sixchy foor years old”

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This may be the funniest image of the entire Trump administration.

[michael rizzi @michaelrizzi1]

@MrBeast 20,722,312

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible at his sentencing 😭

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[blanc @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂

[Joseph @iJosephX2]

Meme imposible de replicar en español

[The Timeless Traveler 🇺🇸 @TimelessTrvlr]

There was a 40 year period in history when samurai, pirates, and cowboys all technically existed at the same time.

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Wemby Central @WembyCentral]

This is maybe the craziest stat I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

because it’s fucking cute Cecilia

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Ocho (Saints⚜️ 20-0) @OchoReacts]

Cuz you’re 12

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

you cooked with this one

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

Now this is an elite complaint

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

bro going to hit a pothole and get in a plane accident