ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs

Sybarite, dilettante, Lamb, dinner party doyenne ✨

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

sometimes I bake; sometimes I make wobbly furniture

[shaurya @shauseth]

name a single hobby of yours outside of media consumption

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

Cannot stop calling anyone I even mildly dislike “chud”

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

i like being #unaware please don’t #involve me

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

(watching a baking competition show) You fool. That passion fruit mousse cake will never set in time. You did not properly temper the white chocolate collar. For shame.

(eating Cookie Monster Delight ice cream straight out of the pint) Da Blue Makes It Taste Better 😊😊😊

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Incredible things are being posted in Facebook

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

You say you'd kill baby Hitler, and yet you root against Sebulba. Interesting.

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

@jonathanmb32 You can use the Wayback Machine to access an archive of the CinemaScore website that has older movies

1941 (1979): B
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981): A+
E.T. (1982): A+
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983): B
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984): A
The Color Purple (1985): A

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

@ill_belufthansa This is really embarrassing for you

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

And just like that it’s three-showers-a-day season.

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

I know a lot of people like this and the words almost never fit correctly. Context really only gets you so far.

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

they are but it doesn’t matter

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

Took them three and a half quarters to shake off the bad vibes from Trump lmao

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

@jms_tny The CIA was right about homosexuals. Shirt’s not even fully off and I’m ready to divulge military secrets.

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

cackling

[miia @miiagarro]

before you beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

If by New York you mean Los Angeles, then sure

[Memorïa @deathofmeaning]

people in new york be like "now watching: Shrek 2 on 35mm"

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

🥲

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

After six years of walking down two flights of stairs to the basement only to discover my clothes weren’t fully dry, I finally made my ca. 2003 washer and dryer smart. Or at least smart enough to send a push notification to my phone when the cycle is done. Huge victory for me.

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟʀxs @michaelrxs]

@GATES_GRAND The Emmy deadline was May 31st. They usually have a lull right at this very moment and get back into before July.