DrMichaelScott

People person’s paper prof. Commentary on academia as told via Office references and GIFs

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

A student today asked me what a specific assignment was and why he got a zero. I told him, and he said he understood, apologized for failing to complete it, and said he respectfully takes the zero. Wow.

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

SCRANTON WHAT #BidenHarris2020

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SCRANTON WHAT #BidenHarris2020

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

To be clear, I wholeheartedly endorse @JoeBiden for president and condemn @realDonaldTrump for being a racist, unhinged lunatic who fans the flames of extremism.

[hunter @hunterDJ_]

.@MichaelScottPhD any thoughts from the electric city?

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

@FussyProfessor Asking the important questions!

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

Just warms my heart ❤️

[Nerdist @nerdist]

Happy 10th wedding anniversary to Jim and Pam ❤️

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

THIS 👇

[Dr. Stefanie Ginster @stefanieginster]

Do you guys think that publishing in journals is going to be the main way we communicate our research to other scientist?

I believe that more researchers will take their narrative into their own hands, so social media will play a larger role in our careers.

@AcademicChatter

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

@ThatEricAlper All the states in alphabetical order. Thank you, 6th grade music teacher. I can’t just say them in order, though. I have to sing them.

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@thephdstory

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

I find this ad hilarious because this is the approximate age I’ll be when my salary ever hits $70k.

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

Woke up to a student email that makes me want to stay in bed for the rest of the day and evaluate my life choices. #AcademicChatter #monday

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

Did you ever spend hours completing a grant proposal KNOWING that it’s a perfect fit, you have the quals, and you’re stupid excited, but thinking deep down that you probably won’t get it? That’s about where I am now. #academicchatter #pickmechoosemeloveme #grants

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

@anxiousassista1 I would very much just like to lecture in my bathrobe.

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

Nothing irritates me more than filling in all the boxes on a job application (e.g., references, contact info, education, work experience) WHEN IT’S ALREADY IN MY CV. #AcademicChatter #academicproblems

[Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf]

Accurate af

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@DrPsyBuffy @thephdstory

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

@E_M_Jenkins @lizzo 1.) Ditching committees isn’t always an option for junior faculty. 2.) Perhaps we’re physically “tired” from helping students and empowering them. Academics are allowed to feel exhausted by it.

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

@tobithetwatpt3 @Dontcallmeextra @michaeljackson I have no idea who you are or what this is about, but

[Dr. Delarocker - mild-mannered dept. chair @drdelarocker]

#AcademicChatter folks, my book came out in May. Can I impose upon you to retweet the heck out of the link? I want to see it reach its target audience: teacher educators and pre-service teachers.

Thanks!

https://t.co/fi40nc6eg4
@Palgrave_ @PalgraveEducate

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

@foucault_s Did you ask him...

[DrMichaelScott @MichaelScottPhD]

I just took a DNA test
Turns out
I’m 100%

Tired of answering student and committee emails

#AcademicChatter